1 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:23,524 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:25,317 [train wheels screeching] 3 00:00:37,704 --> 00:00:39,665 [dog barking in distance] 4 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:45,796 - [car horn honking] - [loud crash] 5 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:47,548 [tires screech] 6 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,678 ["Danny Boy" playing over violin] 7 00:00:57,474 --> 00:00:59,685 [mourners sob softly] 8 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:10,988 Yep. 9 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:14,157 [indistinct chatter] 10 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,118 Hi. I'm Judy. 11 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,287 - Roman. [clears throat] - I worked with Rocky. 12 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:20,956 [sobbing] Sorry. 13 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:25,127 It's like looking at a ghost. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 14 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:26,712 [sobs] Have to get out of here. 15 00:01:26,962 --> 00:01:29,173 Roman. Eric. 16 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,593 We've never met, but I feel like I know you. 17 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,553 I'm so sorry for your loss. 18 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:37,389 I'm-I'm here if you... [cries] 19 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:39,975 Oh, God. [cries] Your face. 20 00:01:40,225 --> 00:01:42,728 [cries] 21 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:00,746 [door closes] 22 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:26,813 It doesn't-- Actually, it doesn't seem like 23 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,024 you are trying to do your job. No, looks like-- 24 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,692 It feels like you're doing the opposite of your job 25 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,194 'cause it should be pretty easy to cancel 26 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,695 - my dead brother's account. - Do you want this? 27 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,239 - I don't know. - Ma, I don't know. 28 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,658 I'm on the phone. No, do not put me on hold! 29 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,868 - Do you want these? - I-- Mom, please. 30 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:41,787 Don't tell me to fucking calm down! 31 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,830 I've been on the phone for, like, an hour-- 32 00:02:44,081 --> 00:02:47,042 - Hello? Fuck! - Roman, 33 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,044 do you want me to keep these or throw them away? 34 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:50,587 - Do we have to do this now? - We don't have the room, 35 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,339 but if you wanna keep everything-- 36 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,841 Can we just do this tomorrow, please? Why? 37 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,509 Because I'm going back tomorrow. 38 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:56,844 Okay, but I'm gonna be here, so just leave it. 39 00:02:57,094 --> 00:02:58,428 You're gonna pack up this entire apartment? 40 00:02:58,679 --> 00:02:59,847 - Yes. Yes. - Oh, that's rich. 41 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:01,515 I'll do it myself-- What? 42 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,475 I don't think you should stay here. I don't think 43 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:04,810 - it's good for you. - Oh, come on. You don't know 44 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,854 what's good for me, Mom. You never knew 45 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,355 - what was good for me. Okay? - All right. 46 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:09,565 - You kidding me? - Well, then never mind. 47 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:11,316 - I won't help you. - Good. 48 00:03:11,567 --> 00:03:12,818 - You can do all this yourself. - That's what I'm saying. 49 00:03:12,943 --> 00:03:14,319 - That's-- Go. - I'll go back to the hotel. 50 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:15,237 - Don't call me. - Good. Good for fucking you! 51 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:16,822 Time-out! [sighs] 52 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,449 [breathes deeply] 53 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,244 Roman. 54 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:25,497 You need help. 55 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,083 You need help. 56 00:03:29,501 --> 00:03:31,211 Well, that's true. 57 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:40,929 [rain pattering softly] 58 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:45,475 [wind whooshing softly] 59 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:50,564 Hello, everyone. 60 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:53,317 It's seven o'clock, so I say let's get started. 61 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:56,653 I see some new faces here today, 62 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:59,281 so I thought it would be fun to go in a circle. 63 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,116 Say your name, 64 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,119 a vegetable that starts with the same first letter 65 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:08,040 and one thing you don't miss about your twin. 66 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:11,835 Charlotte. Carrot. 67 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:16,423 I don't miss Claire stealing my boyfriend. 68 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:18,759 [laughing] No, I'm kidding. 69 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:20,594 I'm kidding. We won't go in a circle. 70 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:23,138 But Claire, she really did steal my boyfriend. 71 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:26,266 He couldn't tell us apart. But it still counts, right? 72 00:04:26,517 --> 00:04:29,520 [sighs softly] 73 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,146 I miss her laugh. 74 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:34,608 We always laughed together. 75 00:04:35,817 --> 00:04:39,112 We talked about doing this Abbott and Costello routine. 76 00:04:39,363 --> 00:04:41,156 [chuckles] But I was too shy. 77 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,826 So, I said to myself I'll try stand-up. 78 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:48,372 Yep, and I'm about to test jokes on you, 79 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:49,748 so bear with me. 80 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,126 Okay, you ready? All right. 81 00:04:53,377 --> 00:04:55,379 Raise your hand if you have a twin. 82 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,257 [laughing] Okay. 83 00:04:58,549 --> 00:05:00,759 This is a good crowd. 84 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,345 You know, so many people, they're always asking, 85 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:04,721 "Who's older?" 86 00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,182 I am now that she's dead. 87 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,603 As a twin, it's like you internalize the difference 88 00:05:11,854 --> 00:05:13,647 between you and your other half. 89 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:16,441 Claire's the outgoing one, Claire's the beautiful one, 90 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,986 Claire's the one with chlamydia. 91 00:05:19,236 --> 00:05:21,071 I was so upset 92 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,699 when she got chlamydia without me. 93 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:28,328 We're supposed to do everything together. [groans] 94 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:37,588 [munches] 95 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:39,214 [thud] 96 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,601 Oh, I wouldn't eat that. Tastes like balls. [chuckles] 97 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:55,230 Mm, I like balls. [munches] 98 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,315 Oh. 99 00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:57,649 [chuckles] 100 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,526 [Dennis] Mm. 101 00:05:59,818 --> 00:06:02,654 [muffled] Oh, my God, that's so bad. [chuckles] 102 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,491 Are you, uh... 103 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:08,660 Am I...? [munches] 104 00:06:08,911 --> 00:06:10,913 [Roman] Oh, just-- You said you like balls, so... 105 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,043 Rocky, my brother, was gay. 106 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,004 Was your twin? 107 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,424 Um... No. 108 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,634 Right. 109 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:26,220 It's weird, isn't it? 110 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:29,097 Uh, epigenetics. 111 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:33,727 - Uh... - They're the things you inherit on top of your DNA. 112 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:35,812 They may account for discrepancies 113 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,272 between identical twins. 114 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,483 [Roman] Huh. 115 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:40,859 Hey, do you get carsick? 116 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,112 - Sometimes. Why? - Oh. 117 00:06:44,363 --> 00:06:45,781 Rocky always had to sit in the front seat 118 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,283 when we were kids, and... 119 00:06:48,534 --> 00:06:50,077 I don't know, I just thought 120 00:06:50,327 --> 00:06:53,330 maybe that was connected to, like, the gay gene. 121 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,040 If there is one. 122 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,001 Not that there is one. 123 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:01,547 Uh, it was just an idea. I'm no scientist. 124 00:07:01,797 --> 00:07:05,092 [chuckles] Um, well, there is a gay gene. 125 00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,970 Uh, we see orange as blue and blue as orange. 126 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:10,097 That's why there's so many homosexuals 127 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:12,057 - in the fashion industry. - Oh. See? 128 00:07:12,307 --> 00:07:14,935 Well, there you go. [chuckles] 129 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:17,938 I'm sorry, you know that I'm joking, right? 130 00:07:18,063 --> 00:07:19,064 That-that's not true. 131 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:22,693 Yeah. No, I knew that. 132 00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:24,987 Okay. 133 00:07:27,781 --> 00:07:29,324 I'm D-- uh, I'm Dennis. 134 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,785 Roman. [clears throat] 135 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:40,752 - What was your twin's name? - Are you hungry? 136 00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:42,421 - Sorry, what? - Sorry. I was just gonna ask 137 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,381 if you like sandwiches. Never mind. 138 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,592 [munches] 139 00:07:46,842 --> 00:07:48,552 [live music playing over stereo] 140 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:49,761 [Roman sighs] 141 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,308 You sure you don't want some? 142 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:56,059 Mm, I'm okay. 143 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,728 - I forgot I already ate. - Mm. 144 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:04,401 - [gulps, sighs] - [cup clatters] 145 00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,279 I don't drink caffeine 'cause it does things to me. 146 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,575 Then Brad converted me to tea. Herbal tea. 147 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,411 Brad was this guy I was in love with back in New York. 148 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,246 Then one day, I found all these goat-fucking videos 149 00:08:16,538 --> 00:08:18,540 - in his browser history. - Whoa. 150 00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:20,417 I tried to get him to confess, but I avoid conflict, 151 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:23,629 so at dinner, I'd order goat cheese on an entrée, 152 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:27,633 or one time when he was sucking on my neck, I bleated like... 153 00:08:27,883 --> 00:08:29,384 [imitates goat bleating] 154 00:08:30,636 --> 00:08:33,847 See how he'd react. So, I know he knew I knew. 155 00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,641 Maybe that's why he broke up with me. 156 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,017 He broke up with you? 157 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,769 Mm. He was the better catch. 158 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:43,565 I don't know anything about Rocky's boyfriends. 159 00:08:43,815 --> 00:08:45,901 We didn't really talk about that stuff. 160 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:47,569 [Dennis] What stuff did you talk about? 161 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:50,155 Socks. 162 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:54,284 - Socks? - I get holes in all my socks. 163 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:57,204 I think it's 'cause I forget to cut my toenails. 164 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,039 Rocky thinks it's 'cause I shop at Walmart. 165 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:02,793 That was our last conversation. 166 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:06,505 I'm sorry. 167 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:07,798 [Roman] Not your fault. 168 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:10,634 [munches] 169 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:16,098 [chuckles] 170 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,685 So, did you live with your brother? 171 00:09:20,143 --> 00:09:23,105 Uh, no. Yeah, in college. 172 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:26,275 Mm. Rocky went to college. I stayed in Moscow. 173 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,110 Moscow, Idaho? 174 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,195 You know another one? 175 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,656 Another Moscow? 176 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,036 [sighs] I need to get out of my mom's basement. 177 00:09:38,287 --> 00:09:39,955 She started charging me rent. [scoffs] 178 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,999 Hmm. And how's she taking it? 179 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:43,208 Cash. 180 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,462 How is she feeling? 181 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,006 She's a nut bucket. 182 00:09:49,882 --> 00:09:52,092 Rocky was her favorite, so... 183 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,012 Mm. I'm nobody's favorite. 184 00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:58,098 Feel like being a twin kind of fucked me. 185 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:02,394 I never needed anyone else as a kid, you know, but now... 186 00:10:03,729 --> 00:10:06,273 feel like I can't make friends with a fork. 187 00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:09,526 Once, twice a week's not enough. 188 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,237 I want to hang out all the time. I'm-I'm too needy. 189 00:10:13,155 --> 00:10:14,990 I hate doing things alone. 190 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,951 Cooking meals, opening mail, 191 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:18,952 - folding laundry. - Yeah. 192 00:10:19,244 --> 00:10:20,996 So much faster with two people. 193 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,164 Right? I mean, honestly, 194 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:23,415 whoever invented the fitted sheet 195 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,334 should be flagellated. And not the fun kind. 196 00:10:25,584 --> 00:10:26,251 [chuckles] 197 00:10:28,712 --> 00:10:29,713 You get me. 198 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,468 [breathes shakily] 199 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,972 [gasps, inhales sharply] 200 00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,521 [shower running] 201 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,194 Rocky! 202 00:10:53,779 --> 00:10:56,657 Long time no see. How are you? Did you get a haircut? 203 00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:58,867 Oh. Uh, yeah. 204 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,410 This is so random. 205 00:11:00,661 --> 00:11:02,829 I was literally thinking about you the other day. 206 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,457 I was reading an article about how there's a Japanese word 207 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:07,209 for people who die in their apartments... 208 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:09,461 - Mm. - ...and it takes a long time 209 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:11,505 for anyone to find the body-- Years even. 210 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,215 Old men mostly. 211 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:15,592 It's like a big problem over there. 212 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:16,677 Ah, that's awful. 213 00:11:16,927 --> 00:11:17,803 Isn't it? 214 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,848 Anyway, I figured you knew this already 215 00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,725 because you used to live in Tokyo, right? 216 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:24,977 Right. Yeah. 217 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:26,937 Yeah, what is the word again? 218 00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:29,189 Oh, uh... 219 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,943 "Ahtoatushi." 220 00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:36,947 That doesn't sound right. 221 00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:06,226 [dial tone ringing] 222 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:07,644 [Dennis] Hello? 223 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,813 Hey. It's Roman. [clears throat] 224 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:12,149 Do you wanna get groceries with me? 225 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,985 [music playing over speakers] 226 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,494 Hey, how do you know if lemons are ripe? 227 00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:26,622 Uh, it's yellow. Unripe lemons are green. 228 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,083 So why do they got so many unripe ones out? 229 00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,377 Those are limes. [laughs] 230 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,554 - [lemon thuds loudly] - [cart rattles] 231 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:45,599 Uh... 232 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,018 Are you okay? 233 00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,312 Can you not laugh at me? 234 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,649 I know I'm not, like, the brightest tool in the shed, 235 00:12:53,899 --> 00:12:55,901 but... I don't appreciate it. 236 00:12:57,486 --> 00:12:59,613 Yeah. Yeah, of course. I'm sorry. 237 00:12:59,738 --> 00:13:01,949 You know, if I get something wrong... tell me. 238 00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,993 'Cause... then I can know better. 239 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,666 Would now be a good time to point out 240 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:12,417 I think you meant to say, "sharpest tool in the shed?" 241 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:17,840 [clicks tongue] Yeah. 242 00:13:20,926 --> 00:13:22,386 Maybe you meant to say, "brightest bulb in the box." 243 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:23,887 - Yeah, maybe that's what I meant. - Yeah, yeah. 244 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,640 [refrigerator door rattles over video game] 245 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,809 - [cash register bell dings] - [console clacks] 246 00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,562 [fire crackling] 247 00:13:31,854 --> 00:13:35,440 - [player 1 screaming] - [tense music plays] 248 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,865 [alarm blares] 249 00:13:46,660 --> 00:13:48,829 [player 2 shouting indistinctly] 250 00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:04,303 Hey. 251 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,639 Uh, sorry. 252 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,475 I haven't been sleeping well, so... 253 00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:11,977 Oh. 254 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,937 Hey, is that Rocky's shirt? 255 00:14:14,188 --> 00:14:16,523 Oh, yeah, yeah. How'd you know? 256 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,108 - Looks good on you. - Thanks. 257 00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,737 What, uh, what are we looking for? 258 00:14:21,987 --> 00:14:24,489 Oh, just browsing. I pick books based on the cover. 259 00:14:25,741 --> 00:14:26,742 I thought you weren't supposed to do that. 260 00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:29,620 You're also not supposed to put Q-tips in your ear, 261 00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,997 but if you do it right, it feels really good. 262 00:14:32,247 --> 00:14:35,167 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 263 00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,882 [indistinct chatter, laughter] 264 00:14:45,511 --> 00:14:46,178 [sniffles] 265 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,017 [machine whirring] 266 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:55,521 [breathing heavily] 267 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:58,315 [dial line ringing] 268 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:02,611 [Dennis] I don't know why I'm doing this 269 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,363 'cause nobody's ever gonna hear it. 270 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,032 I answered a call from an unknown number once, 271 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:10,244 and he said, "Hey, I was thinking about you." 272 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:11,245 - "What are you doing tonight?" - [line beeps] 273 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,996 [Dennis] And we baked... 274 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,332 Hey. 275 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,875 [pop music playing over speakers] 276 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,836 Think I'm gonna stay. 277 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,380 - What? - Yeah. Lawyer says, 278 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:23,590 the probate's gonna take a little while anyway. 279 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:25,759 Plus, Rocky's boss offered me a job. 280 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,804 Uh, he was crying a lot, but I think he was serious. 281 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:29,972 Hmm. 282 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,809 Feel like I need to be here right now. 283 00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,602 - [clears throat] - Totally. 284 00:15:35,853 --> 00:15:36,770 Yeah. 285 00:15:37,855 --> 00:15:39,982 So, I guess that means you and I get to be grocery buddies. 286 00:15:40,232 --> 00:15:41,567 [chuckles] 287 00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:43,777 Hey, what's up with your voicemail greeting, 288 00:15:44,027 --> 00:15:45,320 by the way? 289 00:15:45,487 --> 00:15:46,488 - [muffled babbling] - [muffled] One more. 290 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,156 - [muffled babbling] - Okay, ready? 291 00:15:48,282 --> 00:15:49,741 [chuckles] 292 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,452 [muffled] Hello. 293 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,997 This is Dennis's phone. 294 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:57,332 [laughs] 295 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,209 [muffled] Please leave a message... 296 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:01,879 after the tone. 297 00:16:02,129 --> 00:16:03,839 [muffled] Fluffy bunny! [laughs] 298 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:06,258 [both laugh] 299 00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,593 [yells] 300 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:14,850 What are you thinking about? 301 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,106 Do you believe in the death penalty? 302 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:22,524 That's what you were thinking about? 303 00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:28,947 I guess no. Because there's a chance 304 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:32,451 of executing someone innocent, and death is irrevocable. 305 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,788 Yeah, but there's some things you can't take back. 306 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,084 True. 307 00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:48,258 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 308 00:16:52,888 --> 00:16:54,515 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 309 00:16:55,641 --> 00:16:56,642 There's a few. 310 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,646 Mm. 311 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:07,736 This one time... 312 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:11,365 Rocky and I, uh... 313 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,910 we were 16. 314 00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,373 And, um... 315 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:22,668 It was my fault he died. 316 00:17:25,963 --> 00:17:28,048 - What? - [Dennis] It was my fault. 317 00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,762 Dean was supposed to pick me up from the airport. 318 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,098 But he forgot. 319 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:40,894 And I could've just called a cab, 320 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,188 but I wanted him to pick me up, 321 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,316 so I called him again and again and again, 322 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:48,151 and I was relentless. 323 00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,988 So, he broke the speed limit. 324 00:17:51,864 --> 00:17:53,407 And you can guess where this is going. 325 00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:55,200 [breathes deeply] He crashed. 326 00:17:57,661 --> 00:17:59,121 My last words to him were... 327 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,207 "Fuck you." 328 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:05,335 So... that's my story. 329 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,087 Um... 330 00:18:10,174 --> 00:18:12,801 In fifth grade, I had a stye in my left eye. 331 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:16,722 [sighs] On school picture day. It was... 332 00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:19,975 swollen and red. 333 00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,352 [chuckling] And I looked like Forest Whitaker. 334 00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,147 So, I begged to stay home. 335 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,901 But I was overruled, 336 00:18:29,193 --> 00:18:33,113 so Dean pretended to be me for the yearbook. 337 00:18:34,990 --> 00:18:37,576 He saved me. Um... 338 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:40,829 He was always there on the bad days. 339 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:44,416 When Ashley from down the street, uh, 340 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,169 made fun of my pink pencil box, he called her a butter troll. 341 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:49,171 [chuckles] 342 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:53,550 Uh, when my stepfather asked me not to come home anymore, 343 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:55,761 Dean held my hand. 344 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,182 Feels like, uh... 345 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:03,310 every day's a bad day now. 346 00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:09,024 Um, sorry, uh... [sniffles] 347 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:14,696 It hurts. Like, um, it's literally painful. 348 00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:17,866 But I like it because 349 00:19:18,784 --> 00:19:20,452 if I don't have the pain, then... 350 00:19:22,371 --> 00:19:23,080 he's really gone. 351 00:19:24,540 --> 00:19:26,792 And I'm actually alone. 352 00:19:37,553 --> 00:19:39,429 [somber music playing] 353 00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:50,250 Excuse me. 354 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:53,587 Hi. Um, is anybody sitting here? 355 00:20:55,631 --> 00:20:57,966 No. Um, yeah, feel free. 356 00:20:58,217 --> 00:20:59,593 Uh, I'm almost done, but, uh, yeah, 357 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:02,095 I-I don't have anywhere to be, so... 358 00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,556 Oh. Oh, no, sorry. I just want the chair. [chuckles] 359 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:06,558 Yeah. 360 00:21:08,227 --> 00:21:09,895 - Take it. - Okay, thanks. 361 00:21:10,896 --> 00:21:13,190 [chair dragging loudly] 362 00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:19,196 [Rocky] That was tragic. 363 00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:22,407 - Oh, you saw that? - I did, yeah. We all did. 364 00:21:22,658 --> 00:21:24,201 Everyone in the diner. 365 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,994 You have to leave. You can't be here anymore. 366 00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:27,704 - We voted. - Oh. 367 00:21:27,955 --> 00:21:29,665 I know. Come on. I'll escort you out. 368 00:21:29,915 --> 00:21:31,250 Come on. You have to come with me. 369 00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:34,002 No, leave the sandwich. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. 370 00:21:34,253 --> 00:21:37,673 [soft music playing] 371 00:21:37,923 --> 00:21:39,216 Oh, my God, were you just looking at my butt? 372 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:40,843 - No. - [laughs] 373 00:21:42,928 --> 00:21:44,972 They make really good sandwiches. 374 00:21:45,264 --> 00:21:46,473 Oh, I don't like really good sandwiches. 375 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:47,808 I like good ones. 376 00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,727 What's your favorite sandwich? 377 00:21:51,019 --> 00:21:52,688 - BLT. - Mm. 378 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,107 - We can skip the small talk. - Yeah, yeah, we can. 379 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,192 Hmm. Ooh. 380 00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:59,152 What's your relationship like with your father? 381 00:21:59,444 --> 00:22:00,946 Are you close with your parents? 382 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:02,447 No, you can't answer a question with a question. 383 00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:04,491 - I'm close with my father. - Mm. 384 00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,118 We don't talk much. 385 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,328 It's an unspoken closeness. He lives in Japan. 386 00:22:08,579 --> 00:22:10,205 - Japan? - Yeah. 387 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,373 - Why Japan? - Uh, I was born in Japan. 388 00:22:11,665 --> 00:22:13,000 He's a professor in Osaka. 389 00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:14,710 - Wait, really? Are you fluent? - Mm-hmm. 390 00:22:14,960 --> 00:22:16,170 Well, I mean, I-I understand fluently, 391 00:22:16,295 --> 00:22:18,297 but my accent's sort of-- Anyway. 392 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:20,465 Uh, so don't ask me to say anything. 393 00:22:20,716 --> 00:22:24,761 [speaking Japanese] 394 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,472 [sentimental music playing] 395 00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:29,391 What did I just say? 396 00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,727 - Something about milkshakes. - [gasps] Oh, my God. 397 00:22:31,977 --> 00:22:33,270 - You're a skinny fucking liar. - Why do you speak Japanese? 398 00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,189 Because I lived in Tokyo. Why would you lie to me? 399 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:36,315 [Dennis sighs] 400 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:38,483 Is this over? 401 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:41,236 No, you're cute. 402 00:22:42,070 --> 00:22:44,489 I'm kind of obsessed with you. [slurps] 403 00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:47,117 - Wait, where did you park? - No, we passed it. 404 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,952 - Why didn't you say anything? - I was following you. 405 00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:52,915 Aw. You like following me? 406 00:22:54,750 --> 00:22:56,543 [slurps, gulps] 407 00:22:57,503 --> 00:22:58,545 [sighs] 408 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,089 [both panting heavily] 409 00:23:01,340 --> 00:23:02,883 Tell me something you've never told anyone. 410 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:05,761 I've never seen Steel Magnolias. 411 00:23:06,011 --> 00:23:08,222 - Oh, that's so hot. - Yeah? Your turn. 412 00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:10,098 Uh, in eighth-grade science, I put the father hamster 413 00:23:10,349 --> 00:23:11,767 back in the cage with the mother hamster, 414 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:13,352 and he ate two of the babies. 415 00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:15,437 Oh, that's kind of kinky. 416 00:23:15,729 --> 00:23:17,814 [both panting] 417 00:23:18,065 --> 00:23:19,608 If we were in a relationship, we could share clothes. 418 00:23:19,858 --> 00:23:21,777 I don't think we're the same size. 419 00:23:22,027 --> 00:23:23,737 - How tall are you? - Five-ten. 420 00:23:23,987 --> 00:23:26,156 Mmm. I'm five-ten. [chuckles] Twins. 421 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,743 - These even real? - [panting] 422 00:23:29,993 --> 00:23:31,828 - You know, I am a twin. - What? 423 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,705 - I'm a twin. - You have a twin? 424 00:23:33,956 --> 00:23:35,874 Yeah. Pinch my nipple. 425 00:23:36,166 --> 00:23:37,584 - You messing with me right now? - No. [moans] 426 00:23:37,835 --> 00:23:39,795 - Are you monozygotic? - [groans] 427 00:23:40,045 --> 00:23:42,047 - If that means identical, yeah. - Oh! 428 00:23:42,172 --> 00:23:44,091 I am obsessed with twins. I owned the entire 429 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,051 New Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley book series. 430 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:48,220 - [panting] - I watched all their movies 431 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:50,389 and all of their abruptly canceled TV series. 432 00:23:50,639 --> 00:23:53,267 I asked my mom for a twin every Christmas from age five... 433 00:23:53,559 --> 00:23:55,102 [grunts] ...until I learned what sex was. 434 00:23:55,227 --> 00:23:56,728 [chuckles] I can't believe you have a twin. 435 00:23:56,979 --> 00:23:58,397 - I love twins. - Yeah? 436 00:23:58,647 --> 00:23:59,982 - Yeah. - His name's Roman. 437 00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:03,777 Oh, Rocky and Roman. I fucking love that. 438 00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:06,280 [both chuckle, smooch] 439 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:09,074 Does he live in Portland? Does he live in this building? 440 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:12,828 Did you just get harder? 441 00:24:14,997 --> 00:24:17,499 [both breath heavily] 442 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,585 So, did you ever switch places? 443 00:24:19,835 --> 00:24:21,295 Sophomore year. 444 00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:23,881 - Geometry final. - [moaning] 445 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:25,507 - [grunts] - What's the longest sentence 446 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:27,801 you've ever said in unison? 447 00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,094 "All that she wants is another bagel." 448 00:24:29,386 --> 00:24:31,513 Oh, my God, I'm gonna come. [moans] 449 00:24:31,638 --> 00:24:33,098 [both laughing] 450 00:24:37,477 --> 00:24:39,021 [Rocky] So, why are you so obsessed with twins? 451 00:24:39,146 --> 00:24:41,064 Mm. I don't want to tell you. 452 00:24:41,315 --> 00:24:42,649 Oh, you're gonna tell me anyway. Come on. 453 00:24:42,900 --> 00:24:44,359 It's embarrassing. 454 00:24:44,651 --> 00:24:47,029 Well, you've crossed that threshold tonight... 455 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:49,281 [laughs] ...multiple times. 456 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:51,575 Uh, um... 457 00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:56,914 I constructed this fantasy that my mother took me 458 00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,749 and my father took my twin, 459 00:24:59,041 --> 00:25:00,334 and they never wanted us to meet, 460 00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:02,127 and that's why 461 00:25:02,377 --> 00:25:04,004 I was never allowed to visit him in Japan. 462 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:07,090 [Rocky] Did you really believe that? 463 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:10,135 Mm, maybe. 464 00:25:10,427 --> 00:25:12,513 I don't know. I wanted to. 465 00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:13,639 [Rocky chuckles] 466 00:25:13,889 --> 00:25:15,891 They say we're born alone, 467 00:25:16,141 --> 00:25:18,560 we live alone and we die alone, 468 00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:21,438 but... for twins, that isn't true. 469 00:25:22,940 --> 00:25:24,191 You have a built-in best friend. 470 00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:25,817 [chuckles] 471 00:25:28,111 --> 00:25:29,821 No, twins can get lonely too. 472 00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:32,908 I'm incredibly lonely. 473 00:25:33,158 --> 00:25:35,160 Mm-mm. You're just saying that to make me feel better 474 00:25:35,452 --> 00:25:37,371 - about myself. - I'm not. I mean it. 475 00:25:37,663 --> 00:25:38,789 I mean it. 476 00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:42,835 I'm very adept at... 477 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:46,171 sharing myself with other people. 478 00:25:48,090 --> 00:25:49,341 But sometimes I can run empty. 479 00:25:51,677 --> 00:25:52,845 Because... 480 00:25:55,389 --> 00:25:59,142 I'm always giving and not so much receiving. 481 00:26:00,477 --> 00:26:01,854 With Roman, it's fifty-fifty. 482 00:26:03,021 --> 00:26:04,189 Well, it was. I mean, we... 483 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:07,192 we don't really talk that much anymore. 484 00:26:07,985 --> 00:26:09,486 What happened? 485 00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:10,362 Just life. 486 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:15,701 Growing up, we were attached by the hip, obviously, but... 487 00:26:19,705 --> 00:26:20,914 [sighs] 488 00:26:21,164 --> 00:26:23,667 We're very different... now. 489 00:26:25,043 --> 00:26:25,878 And I think that's... 490 00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:28,922 I think it's harder for him. 491 00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:34,261 There's a photo of us as kids where we're wearing 492 00:26:34,553 --> 00:26:38,432 these matching pajamas, and to this day, 493 00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:41,685 I could not tell you which one I am in the picture. 494 00:26:41,935 --> 00:26:42,895 It's crazy. 495 00:26:44,730 --> 00:26:45,397 I was "We." 496 00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:47,941 And now, I'm "I." 497 00:26:49,985 --> 00:26:50,903 You miss him. 498 00:26:51,987 --> 00:26:52,905 [Rocky] Very much. 499 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:54,406 [chuckles] 500 00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:01,246 He's my favorite person. 501 00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:05,918 He thinks I'm the good twin, but it's him. 502 00:27:08,253 --> 00:27:10,589 When we were really little, I... 503 00:27:10,714 --> 00:27:12,799 I broke my big toe tripping up the stairs one time, 504 00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:16,303 and later that same day, 505 00:27:16,595 --> 00:27:20,224 Roman comes home and has a broken foot. 506 00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:24,978 He didn't want me to be in pain by myself. 507 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:27,272 Oh. Oh, my God, that's adorable. 508 00:27:27,564 --> 00:27:28,941 He probably, like, dropped a bowling ball 509 00:27:29,191 --> 00:27:30,025 on it or something. 510 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,276 - My God. - I know. 511 00:27:32,694 --> 00:27:33,278 [Dennis sighs] 512 00:27:34,655 --> 00:27:35,822 [laughs] 513 00:27:37,074 --> 00:27:38,450 I've never broken a bone. 514 00:27:39,284 --> 00:27:42,412 Oh, no. Now, it's gonna happen. 515 00:27:42,663 --> 00:27:43,830 It's like a thing. You can't say that. 516 00:27:44,081 --> 00:27:44,957 Okay. 517 00:27:49,086 --> 00:27:50,254 You should call him. 518 00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:54,341 [Rocky] Yeah, I should. 519 00:27:54,633 --> 00:27:55,676 You should call him and I'll listen. 520 00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:56,844 Oh, Jesus. 521 00:27:59,012 --> 00:28:00,264 Hold your hippos. 522 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:03,308 - No, I can't. - [Rocky snickers] 523 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,853 I must amend your broken twinship. 524 00:28:06,103 --> 00:28:07,563 My whole life has been waiting for this moment. 525 00:28:07,813 --> 00:28:09,189 [laughs] 526 00:28:10,858 --> 00:28:12,025 You're really sweet. 527 00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:18,782 I think you'd be a good twin. 528 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,345 [whispers] I'm falling in love with you. 529 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:44,808 [Rocky whispers] I heard that. 530 00:28:46,059 --> 00:28:48,478 [soft music playing] 531 00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:08,707 I like this font for the OM. 532 00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:10,792 Ugh, lobster? You're killing me. 533 00:29:11,710 --> 00:29:13,462 That's offensive to sweatshop workers, 534 00:29:13,712 --> 00:29:14,421 don't you think? 535 00:29:16,215 --> 00:29:18,091 Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 536 00:29:18,967 --> 00:29:21,720 I don't really like to talk about my personal life at work. 537 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,430 Well, it's about my personal life. 538 00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:26,475 Sure, that's fine. 539 00:29:26,725 --> 00:29:28,435 So I had this amazing date with a guy, 540 00:29:28,727 --> 00:29:30,395 and we both like really good sandwiches, 541 00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:32,731 so I texted him on Monday, "Sandwiches for dinner?" 542 00:29:32,981 --> 00:29:35,025 "How's tomorrow or Wednesday or Thursday or Friday?" 543 00:29:35,150 --> 00:29:36,193 And he didn't respond. 544 00:29:36,485 --> 00:29:38,362 That's too bad. 545 00:29:38,612 --> 00:29:40,405 - Onto the next. - Well, I'm not done. 546 00:29:40,697 --> 00:29:42,449 So I followed up with him on Tuesday, 547 00:29:42,741 --> 00:29:44,451 "Actually, can't do Thursday," even though I could. 548 00:29:44,743 --> 00:29:46,912 "How's tomorrow, aka Wednesday or Friday?" 549 00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:48,497 PS, how was your day?" 550 00:29:48,747 --> 00:29:50,666 And nothing. 551 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:52,084 How long do you think I should wait before I text him again? 552 00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,086 Never text him again. 553 00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:56,421 He doesn't like you. 554 00:29:57,965 --> 00:29:58,882 Mm. 555 00:29:59,758 --> 00:30:00,843 Hi, Dennis. 556 00:30:01,134 --> 00:30:02,594 - Hey, Marcie. - How's your day going? 557 00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:04,179 Ugh, well. Can I ask you 558 00:30:04,346 --> 00:30:05,389 - a personal question? - Mm-hmm. 559 00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:07,558 How many consecutive texts can you send 560 00:30:07,808 --> 00:30:09,184 to a potential soulmate before you stop respecting yourself? 561 00:30:09,434 --> 00:30:11,395 - I'm at five. - And he hasn't responded? 562 00:30:11,645 --> 00:30:13,605 No. And we had the best date ever. 563 00:30:13,856 --> 00:30:15,190 Eight hours awake and four hours asleep. 564 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,525 I don't understand. Is he blowing me off? 565 00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,986 No, that's silly. Why would anyone ignore you? 566 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:20,445 You're such a great guy. 567 00:30:21,405 --> 00:30:22,990 Maybe he's just really busy. 568 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,741 Sometimes when the phones are really busy, 569 00:30:24,992 --> 00:30:27,411 I forget to reply to things until days later. 570 00:30:27,578 --> 00:30:29,246 I think some people forget how much you mean to them 571 00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:30,747 until they see your face, you know? 572 00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:32,457 Like out of sight, out of mind. 573 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,251 I kind of just wanna show up at his door, 574 00:30:34,543 --> 00:30:36,003 like that Carole King song. 575 00:30:36,253 --> 00:30:36,837 That's romantic, right? 576 00:30:37,754 --> 00:30:40,007 Maybe. It could be. Yeah. 577 00:30:41,008 --> 00:30:42,134 I mean, you know him better than I do, 578 00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:43,635 so I say go with your gut. 579 00:30:43,886 --> 00:30:45,304 [chuckles] You're so right. 580 00:30:45,596 --> 00:30:46,847 I knew you were the person to ask. 581 00:30:47,097 --> 00:30:49,600 [telephone ringing] 582 00:30:49,850 --> 00:30:50,809 Reception. 583 00:30:51,852 --> 00:30:54,313 - [door lock key beeping] - [dial tone ringing] 584 00:30:54,646 --> 00:30:55,439 [woman over intercom] Hello? 585 00:30:56,273 --> 00:30:57,691 UPS. 586 00:30:58,025 --> 00:30:59,484 Oh, okay. 587 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:02,237 [door lock buzzing, clicks] 588 00:31:02,487 --> 00:31:04,990 [reflective music playing] 589 00:31:10,829 --> 00:31:11,997 [door opens] 590 00:31:12,247 --> 00:31:13,415 - [George chuckles] - [Rocky laughs] 591 00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:15,292 - Come on. - [Rocky] Okay. 592 00:31:15,542 --> 00:31:17,794 I can't keep up with this drama. 593 00:31:18,045 --> 00:31:19,171 [George sighs] 594 00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:28,555 [indistinct chatter] 595 00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:29,431 - [Rocky] Is it really? - [George] Yeah. 596 00:31:29,681 --> 00:31:30,516 [Rocky] Are you serious? 597 00:31:31,934 --> 00:31:32,893 Jesus Christ. 598 00:31:33,143 --> 00:31:35,479 [indistinct chatter] 599 00:31:52,496 --> 00:31:55,165 [car engine revving] 600 00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:58,544 [dramatic music playing] 601 00:31:58,836 --> 00:31:59,837 [tires screech] 602 00:32:00,087 --> 00:32:01,755 I'm traversing here! 603 00:32:02,005 --> 00:32:03,757 - I've always wanted to say that. - Wait, 604 00:32:03,882 --> 00:32:05,217 - that was so sexy. - [birds chirping] 605 00:32:11,807 --> 00:32:12,558 [Dennis] Rocky! 606 00:32:14,142 --> 00:32:15,769 Fuck you! 607 00:32:16,019 --> 00:32:17,354 Do you know that guy? 608 00:32:17,604 --> 00:32:19,147 Yeah. Give me two minutes. 609 00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:23,235 Hi. 610 00:32:26,947 --> 00:32:28,574 - I was gonna call you. - [jeep horn blares] 611 00:32:28,824 --> 00:32:30,868 - [gasps] - [tires screech] 612 00:32:31,159 --> 00:32:34,246 - [sobbing] - [ambulance siren wailing] 613 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:39,585 - [birds chirping] - [rain pattering softly] 614 00:32:50,846 --> 00:32:54,266 ["Danny Boy" playing over violin] 615 00:33:06,570 --> 00:33:08,572 [somber music playing] 616 00:33:30,469 --> 00:33:33,096 Hi. You've reached the voicemail of Dennis Benver. 617 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:35,641 I'm sorry I can't get to the phone right now. 618 00:33:37,309 --> 00:33:39,353 I'll try calling you back at a future time and date. 619 00:33:39,645 --> 00:33:41,980 Hi. You've reached the voicemail of Dennis. 620 00:33:42,940 --> 00:33:44,608 I'm so sorry I missed your call, 621 00:33:44,733 --> 00:33:45,734 but if you leave your name and your number, 622 00:33:46,026 --> 00:33:48,654 I'll get back to you in a reasonable time. 623 00:33:49,988 --> 00:33:52,157 Thanks for calling. Leave a message. 624 00:33:52,407 --> 00:33:55,661 I'm sorry. The call you entered cannot be completed as dialed. 625 00:33:55,911 --> 00:33:57,996 - Please hang up and try again. - Hi. 626 00:33:58,288 --> 00:34:00,999 If you need help, hang up and then call your operator. 627 00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:06,880 Hey, uh... [chuckles] 628 00:34:07,965 --> 00:34:09,424 Nobody's ever gonna hear this. Um... 629 00:34:11,802 --> 00:34:14,179 I answered a call from an unknown number once, 630 00:34:14,513 --> 00:34:17,432 and he said, "Hey, I was thinking about you. 631 00:34:17,724 --> 00:34:18,684 What are you doing tonight?" 632 00:34:19,977 --> 00:34:22,938 And we baked a strawberry shortcake. 633 00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:25,440 [rain pattering] 634 00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:26,984 [Dennis] And in the morning, 635 00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:28,360 I went looking for another slice. 636 00:34:30,779 --> 00:34:32,239 I forgot it was just a dream. 637 00:34:40,289 --> 00:34:41,290 [music intensifies] 638 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:14,406 [Charlotte] We don't bite. 639 00:35:16,366 --> 00:35:18,577 Oh, sorry. I think I'm lost. 640 00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:19,745 [Charlotte] I understand. 641 00:35:20,787 --> 00:35:22,414 You can just listen if you want. 642 00:35:25,584 --> 00:35:26,752 What's your twin's name? 643 00:35:31,089 --> 00:35:33,842 - [music concludes] - [car whooshing] 644 00:35:34,134 --> 00:35:35,969 Rocky was scared of the dark when we were kids. 645 00:35:38,472 --> 00:35:39,515 We had bunk beds, 646 00:35:40,807 --> 00:35:43,936 but me and him would always share the top bunk. 647 00:35:45,854 --> 00:35:47,856 So, the monsters couldn't get him. 648 00:35:48,148 --> 00:35:48,732 [clears throat] 649 00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:54,029 Then one night, he said that he wasn't afraid. 650 00:35:55,989 --> 00:35:57,783 And that I was the one who was afraid. 651 00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:00,327 Fucking pissed me off. 652 00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:02,955 Uh... 653 00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:06,416 We were probably too old to be sharing a bed 654 00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:07,793 at that point, anyway. 655 00:36:11,505 --> 00:36:14,466 I don't-- I don't know why I was telling that story. 656 00:36:14,716 --> 00:36:17,803 [indistinct chatter] 657 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:23,016 [nostalgic music playing] 658 00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:00,137 - [Marcie] Hi, Dennis! - Oh, fuck me! 659 00:37:00,429 --> 00:37:02,890 Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. 660 00:37:03,140 --> 00:37:04,224 I thought I was the last one here. 661 00:37:04,474 --> 00:37:05,517 Are you still working? 662 00:37:05,809 --> 00:37:07,311 No, I'm studying. 663 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:09,104 For the LSAT. 664 00:37:10,439 --> 00:37:12,357 I didn't know you wanted to be a lawyer. 665 00:37:12,649 --> 00:37:13,901 That's so cool! Wow! 666 00:37:18,447 --> 00:37:19,865 Okay, well, have a good night. 667 00:37:20,115 --> 00:37:23,327 Okay! [chuckles] Bye, Dennis. Oh, and good luck. 668 00:37:23,577 --> 00:37:25,746 [footsteps receding] 669 00:37:25,996 --> 00:37:26,872 - [sighs] - [music continues] 670 00:37:28,415 --> 00:37:29,333 [sighs] 671 00:37:33,712 --> 00:37:35,297 [cell phone ringing] 672 00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:39,593 - [music concludes] - [cell phone continues ringing] 673 00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:41,553 - Hello? - [Roman] Hey. 674 00:37:41,887 --> 00:37:43,055 It's Roman. [clears throat] 675 00:37:43,305 --> 00:37:44,973 Hey. 676 00:37:45,098 --> 00:37:46,225 You wanna get groceries with me? 677 00:37:47,392 --> 00:37:50,812 Yeah! I've been, um, meaning to go to the store. 678 00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:52,898 ["Leaning On You" by HAIM playing] 679 00:37:56,485 --> 00:38:00,322 ♪ I might forget to turn out all the lights ♪ 680 00:38:00,656 --> 00:38:02,824 ♪ But you take care of me ♪ 681 00:38:03,158 --> 00:38:05,702 ♪ When I have to leave ♪ 682 00:38:06,036 --> 00:38:09,581 ♪ At dawn ♪ 683 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:15,629 ♪ I might sleep in Past all my alarms ♪ 684 00:38:15,963 --> 00:38:18,340 ♪ But you take care of us ♪ 685 00:38:18,674 --> 00:38:20,968 ♪ When I make it tough ♪ 686 00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:26,056 ♪ Because ♪ 687 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,725 ♪ It takes all that I got ♪ 688 00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:30,727 ♪ Not to fuck this up ♪ 689 00:38:31,061 --> 00:38:33,480 ♪ So, won't you let me know ♪ 690 00:38:33,814 --> 00:38:36,149 ♪ If I'm not alone ♪ 691 00:38:36,483 --> 00:38:40,487 ♪ Leaning on you ♪ 692 00:38:42,573 --> 00:38:44,032 ♪ Was I fearless... ♪ 693 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,576 - [song stops] - Rocky! 694 00:38:45,826 --> 00:38:46,618 [upbeat music playing over speakers] 695 00:38:46,910 --> 00:38:49,830 Oh. Wow. You... [inhales] 696 00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,457 Sorry, you must be Rocky's brother? 697 00:38:52,749 --> 00:38:54,751 Yeah. [clears throat] Yeah, I am. 698 00:38:55,002 --> 00:38:57,004 [George] Um, I'm so sorry for your loss. 699 00:38:57,254 --> 00:39:00,007 Thanks. Were you at the service or... 700 00:39:00,257 --> 00:39:02,676 No, I was-- I was in Tahiti, for work. 701 00:39:02,968 --> 00:39:06,263 Uh, but I was-- I was there when he died. 702 00:39:06,555 --> 00:39:07,973 Oh, you're that guy. 703 00:39:08,223 --> 00:39:10,058 We were just trying to get some froyo, 704 00:39:10,309 --> 00:39:13,854 and this crazy fucking lunatic, like, starts screaming at us. 705 00:39:14,104 --> 00:39:15,355 And so, Rocky stepped into the street, 706 00:39:15,606 --> 00:39:17,566 and this car came out of, like, nowhere, 707 00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:19,067 and I heard this crunching sound. 708 00:39:19,359 --> 00:39:22,237 Wow. Um, you don't need to hear all that. 709 00:39:22,487 --> 00:39:24,948 I'm sorry. I'm in the process of switching therapists. 710 00:39:26,283 --> 00:39:28,660 Did you get a look at the crazy screaming guy or... 711 00:39:30,746 --> 00:39:33,207 I couldn't tell you, honestly. It just-- It happened so fast. 712 00:39:33,457 --> 00:39:35,000 Uh, I didn't get a good look at him. 713 00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:38,212 Oh. I've just, uh, thought a lot about 714 00:39:38,462 --> 00:39:40,547 what I would do to that guy if I ever saw him. 715 00:39:42,549 --> 00:39:44,843 Rip his fucking testicles right out of his throat, 716 00:39:45,093 --> 00:39:46,803 shove them back down through his own dick hole, 717 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,388 back out his ass. 718 00:39:49,556 --> 00:39:51,767 Pummel his fucking face till he was past his expiration date. 719 00:39:53,685 --> 00:39:54,686 [swallows] 720 00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:58,148 Hi. I'm sorry. I didn't-- 721 00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,192 I didn't mean to interrupt your conversation, 722 00:40:00,442 --> 00:40:02,027 but, um... Oh! 723 00:40:03,403 --> 00:40:04,196 Do I know you? 724 00:40:06,323 --> 00:40:08,033 [in British accent] No, sorry. I'm-I'm Rupert. 725 00:40:08,283 --> 00:40:09,952 - I'm just visiting from London. - Oh. 726 00:40:10,244 --> 00:40:11,745 But it happens to me all the time, actually. 727 00:40:12,037 --> 00:40:13,830 One of those faces. All the time. I always say that. 728 00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:15,707 [George] Okay. Well, that must be, 729 00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,042 that must be very nice. 730 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:18,502 Anyway, I just wanted to say "Hi," 731 00:40:18,752 --> 00:40:20,712 and, um, sorry this was awkward, 732 00:40:20,921 --> 00:40:22,714 but, yeah, my condolences. 733 00:40:22,965 --> 00:40:24,383 - Bye, Rupert. - Thanks. 734 00:40:25,551 --> 00:40:26,385 Have a good one. 735 00:40:29,638 --> 00:40:30,639 What the hell was that? 736 00:40:31,598 --> 00:40:33,141 [speaks normally] I start talking in different accents 737 00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:34,810 when I find someone attractive. 738 00:40:35,727 --> 00:40:36,728 It's a defense mechanism. 739 00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:39,106 Wait, shit. 740 00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:40,232 - Let me go get him back. - No! 741 00:40:40,357 --> 00:40:41,483 [scanner beeps] 742 00:40:42,818 --> 00:40:44,027 So was he your type? 743 00:40:44,611 --> 00:40:45,571 Uh... 744 00:40:45,863 --> 00:40:46,864 [scanner beeping] 745 00:40:47,114 --> 00:40:48,740 I don't think I have a type. 746 00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:52,953 You know, there's a gay guy at work. 747 00:40:53,245 --> 00:40:54,288 Sam. 748 00:40:55,539 --> 00:40:57,416 You should meet him. I think you'd really get along. 749 00:40:58,542 --> 00:41:00,294 You know, that's sort of like, "You're both Asian. 750 00:41:00,544 --> 00:41:01,920 I'm sure you have lots of Asian things to talk about." 751 00:41:02,171 --> 00:41:03,755 No, man, I'm trying to hook you up. 752 00:41:04,381 --> 00:41:05,257 Come on. 753 00:41:07,885 --> 00:41:09,094 What kind of girls are you into? 754 00:41:09,344 --> 00:41:10,095 [breathes sharply] 755 00:41:11,805 --> 00:41:13,307 I like boobs. [clears throat] 756 00:41:14,683 --> 00:41:17,060 But honestly, at this point, I just wanna meet a nice girl. 757 00:41:18,103 --> 00:41:19,104 Nice girls don't have boobs? 758 00:41:21,106 --> 00:41:22,107 If you find one, let me know. 759 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,318 Together or separate? 760 00:41:24,568 --> 00:41:25,694 - Together. - Separate. 761 00:41:28,822 --> 00:41:30,782 [heels clopping] 762 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:33,410 Why is this fucking light on? 763 00:41:34,786 --> 00:41:38,457 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - How did you guys know? 764 00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:39,958 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - I never talk about 765 00:41:40,209 --> 00:41:42,044 my personal life! 766 00:41:42,377 --> 00:41:46,757 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Sage ♪ 767 00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:49,718 ♪ Happy birthday to... ♪ 768 00:41:49,968 --> 00:41:52,221 - [indistinct chatter] - [upbeat music playing] 769 00:41:52,513 --> 00:41:54,973 - Hi, Dennis. - Mm, hi, Marcie. 770 00:41:55,224 --> 00:41:57,267 - You look really happy. - Mm, thanks. 771 00:41:58,393 --> 00:42:01,730 - I am happy. - That's amazing! Good for you. 772 00:42:01,980 --> 00:42:05,150 Yeah. I'm going to Seattle this weekend for a hockey game. 773 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:08,612 Ah, how exciting. I love winter sports. 774 00:42:08,862 --> 00:42:09,696 It's the Michigan in me. 775 00:42:10,656 --> 00:42:11,990 Yeah, it's a bit testosterone-y for my taste, 776 00:42:12,241 --> 00:42:13,408 but Roman's into it, 777 00:42:13,659 --> 00:42:15,410 and relationships are about compromise. 778 00:42:15,661 --> 00:42:17,538 Ooh! Who's Roman? 779 00:42:17,788 --> 00:42:18,747 - Is he your boyfriend? - [chuckles] 780 00:42:18,997 --> 00:42:22,167 No. Um, we're just pals. 781 00:42:23,544 --> 00:42:24,920 - That's really nice. - Yeah. 782 00:42:26,964 --> 00:42:30,217 - Are you married? - Me? [laughs] 783 00:42:30,467 --> 00:42:32,678 No. Um, did you think I was married? 784 00:42:34,263 --> 00:42:35,430 Yeah, you just seem like someone 785 00:42:35,681 --> 00:42:36,849 who would be married by your age. 786 00:42:37,432 --> 00:42:39,017 It's funny you say that, because all the women 787 00:42:39,142 --> 00:42:40,769 in my family married very young, 788 00:42:41,019 --> 00:42:42,312 and I always thought 789 00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:44,398 I would have a kid before I turned 28. 790 00:42:44,648 --> 00:42:46,233 And sure, these days, there are advancements, 791 00:42:46,483 --> 00:42:48,861 but the clock is still ticking. [chuckles] 792 00:42:49,152 --> 00:42:49,862 For my eggs. 793 00:42:53,448 --> 00:42:54,783 Right, well, I'm gonna get more cake. 794 00:42:55,033 --> 00:42:56,201 Okay. I'll just stand here. 795 00:43:00,664 --> 00:43:03,208 ["Crazy For This Girl" by Evan and Jaron playing] 796 00:43:07,504 --> 00:43:10,632 [song continues over car speakers] 797 00:43:10,966 --> 00:43:13,886 [both singing along] ♪ She rolls the window down ♪ 798 00:43:15,512 --> 00:43:18,891 ♪ And she talks over the sound ♪ 799 00:43:20,517 --> 00:43:24,855 ♪ Of the cars that pass us by ♪ 800 00:43:25,189 --> 00:43:26,857 [singing loudly] ♪ And I don't know why ♪ 801 00:43:27,191 --> 00:43:29,693 ♪ But she's changed my mind ♪ 802 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,405 ♪ Would you look at her She looks at me ♪ 803 00:43:33,739 --> 00:43:36,200 ♪ She's got me thinking About her constantly ♪ 804 00:43:36,533 --> 00:43:39,244 ♪ But she don't know How I feel ♪ 805 00:43:41,163 --> 00:43:43,665 ♪ And as she carries on Without a doubt ♪ 806 00:43:43,999 --> 00:43:46,418 ♪ I wonder If she's figured out ♪ 807 00:43:46,752 --> 00:43:48,670 ♪ I'm crazy for this girl... ♪ 808 00:43:48,921 --> 00:43:49,505 [blows whistle] 809 00:43:51,757 --> 00:43:55,677 ♪ Yeah, I'm crazy for this girl ♪ 810 00:43:55,928 --> 00:43:56,720 [song concludes] 811 00:44:00,641 --> 00:44:05,604 - [crowd cheering] - [arena horn blaring] 812 00:44:05,896 --> 00:44:07,523 [Dennis] So she asked if I want an ice cream cone, 813 00:44:07,773 --> 00:44:09,441 and I said, "Yes, but I would like ice cream in it." 814 00:44:09,691 --> 00:44:11,109 [Roman laughs] 815 00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,277 - [groans] Ah. - [Dennis] What? 816 00:44:12,528 --> 00:44:13,946 Nothing. My dog jaw's bothering me. 817 00:44:14,196 --> 00:44:15,322 - Your dog jaw? - Yeah. 818 00:44:15,572 --> 00:44:17,074 - You never heard of dog jaw? - No. 819 00:44:17,324 --> 00:44:18,867 It's like I was born with a jawbone 820 00:44:19,117 --> 00:44:20,577 that's shaped like a paw print. 821 00:44:20,827 --> 00:44:21,745 - What? - Here. Yeah, you can feel it right here. 822 00:44:21,912 --> 00:44:23,038 - Here? [gasps] - Yeah. [barks, laughs] 823 00:44:23,288 --> 00:44:24,790 - Faggots. - [snickers] 824 00:44:25,082 --> 00:44:26,708 [Roman] Wait, what'd you say? 825 00:44:26,959 --> 00:44:29,253 - [Dennis] It's fine. Let it go. - Hey! Fuck did you say? 826 00:44:32,089 --> 00:44:33,048 I said, "Look at those faggots." 827 00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:35,509 Why don't you apologize? 828 00:44:36,677 --> 00:44:37,970 Hey, why don't you suck my dick? 829 00:44:39,930 --> 00:44:41,223 Okay, I will suck whosever dick 830 00:44:41,515 --> 00:44:43,684 if we can just de-escalate the situation. 831 00:44:43,934 --> 00:44:44,977 You should listen to your girlfriend. 832 00:44:45,936 --> 00:44:46,478 Say you're sorry. 833 00:44:51,108 --> 00:44:52,276 [chuckles softly] 834 00:44:52,526 --> 00:44:53,318 I'm sorry. 835 00:44:56,697 --> 00:44:58,115 - [grunts, groans] - [Roman grunts] 836 00:44:58,365 --> 00:44:59,241 - [Roman grunts] - [Chad groans] 837 00:44:59,533 --> 00:45:02,327 - [Chad's friend groans] - [Chad] Fuck you! 838 00:45:02,578 --> 00:45:05,122 [whimpers] Oh. There's one here. Oh! 839 00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:07,165 - [grunts, groans] - [grunts] 840 00:45:07,416 --> 00:45:08,625 [Dennis] Oh, no. I don't like this. 841 00:45:08,917 --> 00:45:11,170 Oh, oh, what? Ow! 842 00:45:11,420 --> 00:45:12,337 [Roman] Come here, you little fucking piece 843 00:45:12,588 --> 00:45:15,966 of shit! [grunts, pants] 844 00:45:16,216 --> 00:45:17,384 - [grunts] - Roman. 845 00:45:17,634 --> 00:45:19,386 - [grunts, breathes sharply] - Roman. Roman. 846 00:45:19,636 --> 00:45:20,888 Roman, Roman, Roman! Stop, stop, stop! 847 00:45:21,138 --> 00:45:23,348 [pants] 848 00:45:23,599 --> 00:45:24,641 Oh, fuck! 849 00:45:24,933 --> 00:45:26,435 - Let's go. Let's go. - Oh, fuck. 850 00:45:26,727 --> 00:45:28,020 Fuck! [pants] 851 00:45:30,939 --> 00:45:32,900 [Roman] I thought Gen Z was supposed to be nice. 852 00:45:37,362 --> 00:45:39,156 [Dennis] I got ice in a bucket. 853 00:45:39,406 --> 00:45:40,574 Need me to put it anywhere on you? 854 00:45:40,824 --> 00:45:43,535 Yeah, my bourbon. I poured you one too. 855 00:45:44,828 --> 00:45:45,704 [sighs] 856 00:45:46,371 --> 00:45:47,122 [ice clatters] 857 00:45:47,372 --> 00:45:48,373 [lid shuts] 858 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:51,376 All right. [sighs] 859 00:45:51,627 --> 00:45:53,128 - Cheers. - Cheers. 860 00:45:54,213 --> 00:45:56,340 [slurps, swallows] 861 00:45:56,590 --> 00:45:58,342 - [smacks lips, sighs] - [sighs] 862 00:45:58,592 --> 00:46:01,136 - [groans] - [Dennis sighs] Okay. 863 00:46:01,970 --> 00:46:03,055 [grunts] 864 00:46:05,432 --> 00:46:07,059 So, where'd you learn to beat people up? 865 00:46:08,852 --> 00:46:09,478 [slurps] 866 00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:11,980 I took a little karate as a kid, 867 00:46:12,231 --> 00:46:14,149 but I quit when I didn't make blue belt. 868 00:46:15,526 --> 00:46:18,195 Then I guess I dabbled in some MMA after high school, 869 00:46:18,445 --> 00:46:20,405 but honestly, you don't learn to fight in a classroom. 870 00:46:20,656 --> 00:46:21,990 You learn in the streets. 871 00:46:22,241 --> 00:46:24,243 In the streets? 872 00:46:24,493 --> 00:46:25,994 - Who are you? - [chuckles] 873 00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:28,413 So, you're not mad? 874 00:46:30,499 --> 00:46:31,416 Thought maybe you wouldn't... 875 00:46:33,210 --> 00:46:34,920 condone violence or something. 876 00:46:35,420 --> 00:46:36,839 It was self-defense. 877 00:46:38,048 --> 00:46:39,424 For the first half. 878 00:46:42,427 --> 00:46:44,429 Well, if you're going to hell, keep going. 879 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:45,430 Right? 880 00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:49,476 - Right. - [slurps, swallows] 881 00:46:53,063 --> 00:46:54,439 Hey, can I confess something to you? 882 00:46:59,319 --> 00:47:01,530 I've been using Rocky's gym membership. 883 00:47:02,698 --> 00:47:03,782 Pretending I'm him. 884 00:47:05,868 --> 00:47:07,119 [Roman chuckles] 885 00:47:08,453 --> 00:47:09,705 It's kind of fucked up, right? 886 00:47:10,956 --> 00:47:12,124 Yeah, that's... 887 00:47:13,125 --> 00:47:14,042 crazy. 888 00:47:16,336 --> 00:47:18,130 You know, I actually got hit on there the other day. 889 00:47:19,798 --> 00:47:21,466 I thought maybe the guy knew Rocky, so, uh, 890 00:47:22,134 --> 00:47:23,135 I just went with it. 891 00:47:24,136 --> 00:47:25,220 What did he say? 892 00:47:26,471 --> 00:47:28,515 He was like, "Someone's been working their arms." 893 00:47:28,765 --> 00:47:31,435 - [laughs] He did not say that. - Yeah, he did. Yeah, he... 894 00:47:31,685 --> 00:47:33,979 Then I said, uh, "Yeah, 895 00:47:34,271 --> 00:47:35,480 you know, I've been working 'em real good." 896 00:47:36,899 --> 00:47:38,984 [both chuckle] 897 00:47:39,276 --> 00:47:41,236 You're such a tease. 898 00:47:41,695 --> 00:47:43,071 - [chuckles] - What? I experimented. 899 00:47:43,197 --> 00:47:44,531 - [sighs] You did? - Mm. 900 00:47:45,324 --> 00:47:47,784 [slurps, swallows] 901 00:47:48,076 --> 00:47:49,494 - I, uh... - [glass thuds] 902 00:47:49,745 --> 00:47:51,163 ...kissed a guy at a party once. 903 00:47:52,164 --> 00:47:52,915 [smacks lips] 904 00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:57,127 It was after Rocky came out. 905 00:47:57,377 --> 00:47:58,754 I think I was just trying to understand. 906 00:48:01,340 --> 00:48:02,174 I never told him that. 907 00:48:11,141 --> 00:48:13,519 You could talk to me like I'm Rocky. 908 00:48:22,152 --> 00:48:25,614 Yeah, so you're dead now. [swallows, smacks lips] 909 00:48:25,864 --> 00:48:27,199 That's what you get for not looking both ways. 910 00:48:29,618 --> 00:48:30,536 You only wanna look forward. 911 00:48:33,247 --> 00:48:34,331 Sorry, I don't even know what to... 912 00:48:36,625 --> 00:48:37,751 I can't even remember the last time 913 00:48:38,001 --> 00:48:38,794 we had a real conversation. 914 00:48:40,921 --> 00:48:43,715 That wasn't, "How's work?" You know, "How's Mom?" 915 00:48:47,427 --> 00:48:48,595 And it's always on your time too. 916 00:48:50,556 --> 00:48:51,223 Better things to do, right? 917 00:48:54,852 --> 00:48:56,562 You wished me a "happy birthday" the day after. 918 00:48:58,564 --> 00:49:00,023 And, I mean, I know you didn't forget. 919 00:49:00,274 --> 00:49:02,317 Like, I'm-I'm pretty stupid, but I'm not that fucking stupid. 920 00:49:05,153 --> 00:49:08,574 You know, I actually waited until midnight, just in case, 921 00:49:08,824 --> 00:49:10,909 and... and the second it... [sighs] 922 00:49:13,370 --> 00:49:14,246 Well, I snapped, 'cause... 923 00:49:16,665 --> 00:49:18,166 to be honest, you're so fucking selfish. 924 00:49:21,712 --> 00:49:23,589 Like, what, you don't-- you... you don't wanna deal with me? 925 00:49:24,882 --> 00:49:27,885 You know, I'm-- I'm sorry I don't read politics, 926 00:49:28,135 --> 00:49:30,554 or... [sighs] ...like, or whatever, but, like... 927 00:49:30,804 --> 00:49:31,638 [breathes shakily] 928 00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:36,268 You know what? [breathes shakily] 929 00:49:37,686 --> 00:49:39,271 It's your fucking fault we're like this. 930 00:49:41,690 --> 00:49:43,150 Yeah, you couldn't wait to get away. I mean, I would've, 931 00:49:43,984 --> 00:49:45,652 I would've followed you to college. 932 00:49:45,903 --> 00:49:47,112 I would've gone to Japan. I would've figured it out. 933 00:49:47,404 --> 00:49:48,488 [breathes sharply] 934 00:49:48,739 --> 00:49:49,990 But you never even fucking asked me! 935 00:49:50,115 --> 00:49:51,033 [breathes shakily] 936 00:49:55,287 --> 00:49:56,288 Sorry. 937 00:49:59,499 --> 00:50:00,834 [sobs, voice breaking] I'm sorry! 938 00:50:01,084 --> 00:50:02,920 I'm sorry I can't control my anger. 939 00:50:03,212 --> 00:50:03,837 [breathes shakily] 940 00:50:06,256 --> 00:50:08,634 And I'm sorry I blew up at you when you told me you like guys. 941 00:50:12,888 --> 00:50:14,306 [sobs] I'm sorry I called you a faggot. 942 00:50:17,643 --> 00:50:18,852 I wish I could take it back. 943 00:50:20,938 --> 00:50:22,481 Oh, and your face when I said it, 944 00:50:22,731 --> 00:50:24,691 I... [sobs heavily] 945 00:50:24,942 --> 00:50:26,109 I know that's why you left! 946 00:50:28,570 --> 00:50:32,491 I think I was just-- I was scared that... 947 00:50:32,741 --> 00:50:34,618 I don't... I don't know. 948 00:50:35,702 --> 00:50:38,121 If I didn't... if I didn't... 949 00:50:39,373 --> 00:50:40,749 [exhales] 950 00:50:40,999 --> 00:50:42,960 If you weren't like me, and we weren't the same, 951 00:50:43,210 --> 00:50:45,254 then... then I wouldn't know who I was, you know? 952 00:50:45,504 --> 00:50:47,130 But that-- but that's okay, because you... 953 00:50:47,381 --> 00:50:49,174 you can talk about guys, and I can talk about girls, 954 00:50:49,341 --> 00:50:51,677 and we both still... 955 00:50:51,927 --> 00:50:55,889 you know, like video games, and-and hockey, and pizza. 956 00:50:56,139 --> 00:50:57,850 Well, everybody likes pizza. [groans] 957 00:51:02,771 --> 00:51:04,648 [sobs] I don't know how to fucking be here without you. 958 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:09,778 [sniffling, sobs heavily] 959 00:51:10,028 --> 00:51:12,281 [sobbing] I don't know how to fucking be here without you! 960 00:51:14,783 --> 00:51:17,744 I don't know how to fucking be here without you! 961 00:51:18,954 --> 00:51:21,248 [continues sobbing] 962 00:51:25,002 --> 00:51:28,130 - [Dennis sniffles] - [Roman sobs] 963 00:51:33,552 --> 00:51:35,512 [inhales, exhales] 964 00:51:35,762 --> 00:51:37,181 I wish you could've met Rocky. 965 00:51:38,724 --> 00:51:40,309 [sniffles] 966 00:51:41,560 --> 00:51:42,686 He would've really liked you. 967 00:51:44,354 --> 00:51:47,733 [inhales, swallows] 968 00:51:50,569 --> 00:51:52,112 [crickets chirping] 969 00:51:52,362 --> 00:51:55,324 ["Crush" by Jennifer Paige playing over speakers] 970 00:51:55,574 --> 00:51:56,742 [Dennis] There might not be a lot of people there. 971 00:51:56,992 --> 00:51:59,828 Just so you know, uh, Marcie's kind of a... 972 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,206 I mean, I don't wanna say she's a loser, but, 973 00:52:02,456 --> 00:52:03,415 I mean, you'll see. 974 00:52:03,665 --> 00:52:05,501 [indistinct chatter] 975 00:52:10,297 --> 00:52:11,340 ♪ See you blowing me a kiss... ♪ 976 00:52:11,423 --> 00:52:12,299 Roman? 977 00:52:13,800 --> 00:52:15,886 Whoa, Sammy. What are you doing here? 978 00:52:16,178 --> 00:52:17,596 Oh, I took a woodworking class with Marcie. 979 00:52:17,846 --> 00:52:19,223 What are you doing here? 980 00:52:19,473 --> 00:52:21,433 This is my buddy Dennis. He works with Marcie. 981 00:52:22,392 --> 00:52:24,353 Oh, hey, what's up? I'm-I'm Sammy. 982 00:52:24,603 --> 00:52:26,146 - [Dennis] Hi. - [chuckles] 983 00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:27,189 [whispers] He's the gay guy from work 984 00:52:27,439 --> 00:52:28,607 I was telling you about. 985 00:52:28,857 --> 00:52:30,651 - What are the odds? - [chuckles] 986 00:52:30,901 --> 00:52:32,152 Hi. I hear we have a lot in common. 987 00:52:32,319 --> 00:52:33,737 Do you? 988 00:52:33,987 --> 00:52:35,489 I'll go get us a couple of drinks. 989 00:52:35,781 --> 00:52:37,115 Why don't, uh, you two mingle? 990 00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:42,037 ♪ Not like we have a date with destiny ♪ 991 00:52:43,539 --> 00:52:46,083 ♪ It's just a little crush... ♪ 992 00:52:46,375 --> 00:52:48,794 - Oh, I fucking hate that song. - I love this song. 993 00:52:49,044 --> 00:52:50,462 - [chuckles, slurps] - [chuckles] 994 00:52:51,797 --> 00:52:54,216 Hmm. So, uh, you like wood? 995 00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:59,096 Um... [smacks lips] Oh, uh... [chuckles] Yeah. 996 00:52:59,388 --> 00:53:01,223 I, uh, I like to use my hands. 997 00:53:01,473 --> 00:53:02,474 I have soft hands. 998 00:53:04,142 --> 00:53:05,602 - Cool. - I was told I have the hands 999 00:53:05,853 --> 00:53:07,062 of somebody who's never worked a day in their life. 1000 00:53:07,312 --> 00:53:08,981 - Wow! - I think by my mother. 1001 00:53:09,231 --> 00:53:10,566 [indistinct] 1002 00:53:10,816 --> 00:53:11,650 - [chuckles] - [Marcie] Hi! 1003 00:53:12,276 --> 00:53:13,610 Hi. Sorry, I'm-I'm... 1004 00:53:13,861 --> 00:53:15,279 - Can I feel? - ...Roman. 1005 00:53:15,529 --> 00:53:16,864 - [Dennis] Yeah. - I'm Marcie. 1006 00:53:17,114 --> 00:53:18,615 [indistinct chatter] 1007 00:53:20,534 --> 00:53:21,410 Very soft. 1008 00:53:22,494 --> 00:53:23,370 Yeah. 1009 00:53:25,622 --> 00:53:26,164 [smacks lips] Um... 1010 00:53:27,833 --> 00:53:29,626 any other hobbies? 1011 00:53:29,877 --> 00:53:34,047 Hiking, skiing, paragliding, rock climbing, mountainboarding, 1012 00:53:34,298 --> 00:53:36,425 white water rafting. Parkour. 1013 00:53:37,634 --> 00:53:38,886 - Feel like that's too many. - [chuckles] 1014 00:53:39,136 --> 00:53:40,637 It's a bit of a problem. 1015 00:53:40,888 --> 00:53:42,848 I'm sort of an adrena-junkie, you know? 1016 00:53:43,098 --> 00:53:44,808 Isn't parkour dangerous? 1017 00:53:45,058 --> 00:53:46,810 - No. - But people die doing it? 1018 00:53:47,519 --> 00:53:48,520 Yes. 1019 00:53:50,105 --> 00:53:51,648 Okay. 1020 00:53:51,899 --> 00:53:53,859 You just have to know your limits. 1021 00:53:54,109 --> 00:53:56,445 [chuckles, laughs] I don't know my limits! 1022 00:53:57,905 --> 00:53:59,615 Like, what's the wildest thing you did this year? 1023 00:54:01,909 --> 00:54:03,327 Nothing comes to mind. Um... 1024 00:54:04,620 --> 00:54:06,580 jury duty. Or I almost-- 1025 00:54:06,872 --> 00:54:08,624 I had a conflict, so they didn't pick me. 1026 00:54:12,669 --> 00:54:14,505 You're cute. [chuckles] 1027 00:54:14,838 --> 00:54:17,508 ♪ ...In your eyes ♪ 1028 00:54:17,841 --> 00:54:19,760 ♪ A vision of you and me... ♪ 1029 00:54:20,093 --> 00:54:21,470 Oh, you never played the original Sims? 1030 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,514 Oh, man, it's the best. 1031 00:54:23,764 --> 00:54:25,474 Actually, a lot of people don't realize it was really hard. 1032 00:54:25,724 --> 00:54:27,059 'Cause you don't get weekends, 1033 00:54:27,309 --> 00:54:28,977 so you have to spend all your time going to work, 1034 00:54:29,228 --> 00:54:30,729 going to sleep, showering, cleaning, cooking, 1035 00:54:30,979 --> 00:54:33,607 pooping, you know? Sorry. 1036 00:54:33,899 --> 00:54:35,776 But, yeah, you really have to tend to their needs, 1037 00:54:36,026 --> 00:54:37,444 'cause, um, they'll let you know about it. 1038 00:54:37,694 --> 00:54:39,196 They get very cranky. 1039 00:54:39,488 --> 00:54:42,157 Um, they'll pee their pants. 1040 00:54:42,407 --> 00:54:45,494 They'll, uh, get very depressed, actually. 1041 00:54:45,744 --> 00:54:46,954 They can get depressed. 1042 00:54:47,204 --> 00:54:48,914 Oh. Wow. I... 1043 00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,708 I always just thought it was a silly game 1044 00:54:51,959 --> 00:54:54,211 - where they talk gibberish. - [Roman] No, no, no. 1045 00:54:54,461 --> 00:54:57,130 There's stakes. Yeah. It's life or death out there. 1046 00:54:57,381 --> 00:54:59,174 And it's actually not gibberish. It's Simlish. 1047 00:55:00,384 --> 00:55:02,010 It's like it's whole own language. 1048 00:55:02,302 --> 00:55:05,639 - [imitates Simlish] - [laughing] 1049 00:55:05,931 --> 00:55:09,142 [continues imitating Simlish] 1050 00:55:09,393 --> 00:55:11,311 - [Marcie chuckling] - Sorry. [chuckles] 1051 00:55:11,562 --> 00:55:12,604 Sorry. That's dumb. 1052 00:55:13,981 --> 00:55:16,149 No, it's really sweet. [chuckles] 1053 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,985 It was just my favorite game when I was a kid. 1054 00:55:19,653 --> 00:55:21,029 I have a twin brother. [clears throat] 1055 00:55:21,321 --> 00:55:23,740 We were obsessed with it, so we just would play it 1056 00:55:23,991 --> 00:55:25,659 for hours together. 1057 00:55:25,993 --> 00:55:29,329 Real hours, not Sims hours. Yeah. 1058 00:55:29,580 --> 00:55:31,248 Part of me always thought that's what my life would be like 1059 00:55:31,540 --> 00:55:32,791 when we got older too. 1060 00:55:33,041 --> 00:55:34,168 Rocky and I would get a house 1061 00:55:34,418 --> 00:55:36,044 and shoot hoops on the SuperDoop, 1062 00:55:36,336 --> 00:55:37,796 talk in the hot tub. 1063 00:55:38,046 --> 00:55:39,673 I was always the stay-at-home twin. 1064 00:55:39,965 --> 00:55:42,050 He'd get the job, the promotion, 1065 00:55:42,301 --> 00:55:45,262 and I'd kind of clean the house, and, you know, fix things, 1066 00:55:45,554 --> 00:55:47,431 and cook the meals, and... 1067 00:55:49,224 --> 00:55:50,434 I'd always burn down the kitchen too. 1068 00:55:50,684 --> 00:55:52,019 Uh, he hated that. [scoffs] 1069 00:55:53,604 --> 00:55:54,938 [Marcie] Do you and Rocky still play? 1070 00:55:55,189 --> 00:55:57,232 [smacks lips] No, he, uh, 1071 00:55:57,482 --> 00:55:59,651 he passed away a couple months ago, actually. 1072 00:56:00,861 --> 00:56:01,653 - [clears throat] - [Marcie] Oh, no. 1073 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:04,948 - I'm so sorry. - Nah, it's okay. 1074 00:56:05,866 --> 00:56:07,659 - Um, I mean, you didn't know. - [snuffles] 1075 00:56:10,495 --> 00:56:12,664 [sobs] I'm so sorry. 1076 00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:17,252 - Oh... - Marcie! Happy-- 1077 00:56:17,503 --> 00:56:20,088 - Oh, my God. Are you okay? - [Marcie] I'm fine. 1078 00:56:20,380 --> 00:56:23,050 I'm just an emotional drinker. [laughs] 1079 00:56:23,300 --> 00:56:25,469 Shelly, happy Halloween. [chuckles] 1080 00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:27,012 - Happy Halloween! - You look so great. 1081 00:56:27,262 --> 00:56:29,014 Thank you! [giggles] 1082 00:56:29,264 --> 00:56:31,350 [tender music playing] 1083 00:56:48,325 --> 00:56:50,035 [music concludes] 1084 00:56:51,328 --> 00:56:52,538 - [Dennis] Hey, Marcie. - Hi, Dennis. 1085 00:56:52,829 --> 00:56:54,831 - Great party. - Yeah. Thanks for coming. 1086 00:56:55,082 --> 00:56:56,333 You have so many friends. Never would've guessed. 1087 00:56:56,625 --> 00:56:58,252 Really? Huh. 1088 00:56:58,502 --> 00:56:59,920 That's interesting, yeah. 1089 00:57:00,170 --> 00:57:01,672 I mean, everyone at work sees you a certain way, 1090 00:57:01,922 --> 00:57:04,132 but I'm actually an ENFP personality. 1091 00:57:04,424 --> 00:57:05,467 Although my first week working here, 1092 00:57:05,717 --> 00:57:07,094 I was getting over mono, 1093 00:57:07,344 --> 00:57:08,428 so I tried to avoid infecting anyone, 1094 00:57:08,679 --> 00:57:10,264 and I think I made a bad impression. 1095 00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:11,515 - How'd you get mono? - I don't know. 1096 00:57:13,183 --> 00:57:15,394 But I was an RA in college, and then Kappa Delta, 1097 00:57:15,686 --> 00:57:17,479 so I have no problem sharing a shower with ten other girls. 1098 00:57:17,729 --> 00:57:18,814 That's how you got mono? 1099 00:57:19,064 --> 00:57:20,148 No. [chuckles] 1100 00:57:21,149 --> 00:57:22,568 I'm just saying I've always been an extrovert. 1101 00:57:22,860 --> 00:57:23,735 I just love people. 1102 00:57:23,986 --> 00:57:25,571 - [telephone ringing] - Oh. 1103 00:57:26,363 --> 00:57:27,573 Reception. 1104 00:57:27,865 --> 00:57:28,949 Let me transfer you. 1105 00:57:29,199 --> 00:57:30,617 - [button clicks] - [receiver thuds] 1106 00:57:30,742 --> 00:57:33,161 I'm sorry, you got me babbling. Um, did you need something? 1107 00:57:33,287 --> 00:57:35,080 Do you remember my friend Roman? 1108 00:57:35,205 --> 00:57:37,332 Oh, my gosh, yes. He is so... 1109 00:57:38,667 --> 00:57:39,626 Um, I really liked him. 1110 00:57:39,877 --> 00:57:41,086 Well, we were thinking 1111 00:57:41,336 --> 00:57:42,838 it might be fun to hang out sometime. 1112 00:57:43,088 --> 00:57:44,840 Together. Like a double date. 1113 00:57:45,883 --> 00:57:47,759 And Roman would be my designated date? 1114 00:57:48,802 --> 00:57:50,345 Yes. Was that not clear? 1115 00:57:50,596 --> 00:57:54,141 Oh, my gosh! [chuckles] Um... [smacks lips] ...yes! 1116 00:57:54,391 --> 00:57:56,018 I'm so there. [chuckles softly, inhales deeply] 1117 00:57:56,310 --> 00:57:58,103 [Roman] Oh, hey, Sammy. How you doing? 1118 00:57:58,353 --> 00:58:00,439 - Hey, what's up? - Nothing. Nothing. 1119 00:58:02,691 --> 00:58:04,276 It was cool running into you this weekend. 1120 00:58:06,361 --> 00:58:08,363 Uh, hey, what'd you think of my friend Dennis? 1121 00:58:10,490 --> 00:58:11,783 - No. - Okay. 1122 00:58:15,329 --> 00:58:16,288 [Dennis exhales sharply] 1123 00:58:17,956 --> 00:58:19,374 - What is he doing here? - I ran into him again. 1124 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:20,834 You told me you thought he was attractive. 1125 00:58:21,126 --> 00:58:22,044 What happened to Sammy? Sammy was great. 1126 00:58:22,336 --> 00:58:23,212 Sammy said that he thought you were cute, 1127 00:58:23,504 --> 00:58:24,588 but that he doesn't do cute. 1128 00:58:24,838 --> 00:58:26,089 - I can't do this! - Yes, you can. 1129 00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:27,925 I explained everything. 1130 00:58:28,175 --> 00:58:29,801 [whispers] He knows you're not really from London. 1131 00:58:31,178 --> 00:58:36,350 [dramatic music plays, concludes] 1132 00:58:36,600 --> 00:58:37,809 [Roman] I'm allergic to shellfish, 1133 00:58:38,101 --> 00:58:40,437 I once fell off a ski lift... 1134 00:58:40,729 --> 00:58:43,190 - [chuckles] - ...um, and I've never been 1135 00:58:43,440 --> 00:58:45,609 - to another country. - Nobody falls off a ski lift. 1136 00:58:45,859 --> 00:58:47,402 Everybody's been to another country. 1137 00:58:48,403 --> 00:58:49,947 - I've been to Canada one time. - Okay. 1138 00:58:50,197 --> 00:58:51,740 [Marcie] Oh, gosh. Okay, you got me. 1139 00:58:52,741 --> 00:58:55,160 Wait. Um, so how did you fall off a ski lift? 1140 00:58:55,410 --> 00:58:56,828 Uh, we were kids, we took a Christmas trip 1141 00:58:56,954 --> 00:58:59,540 to Sun Valley once, and Rocky dropped his glove, 1142 00:58:59,665 --> 00:59:01,625 and I reached for it and tried to grab it. 1143 00:59:01,875 --> 00:59:02,835 [clears throat] Yeah. 1144 00:59:03,085 --> 00:59:05,629 Head first, ten, 15 feet. 1145 00:59:05,879 --> 00:59:07,923 Uh, I remember just hearing this snap in my wrist. 1146 00:59:08,173 --> 00:59:10,175 - Jesus. - [Roman] Yeah. 1147 00:59:10,425 --> 00:59:12,177 - I love skiing. - Oh, no way. You like skiing? 1148 00:59:12,427 --> 00:59:13,470 Yeah, yeah. I-I ski. 1149 00:59:13,762 --> 00:59:15,222 - Um, I'm from Michigan. - That's cool. 1150 00:59:15,472 --> 00:59:16,682 - You don't even have an accent. - Okay, my turn. 1151 00:59:16,974 --> 00:59:20,018 I can't whistle, I once traded my cat Noodles 1152 00:59:20,269 --> 00:59:22,563 for my neighbor's Princess Diana Beanie Baby. 1153 00:59:22,813 --> 00:59:24,106 The deal was revoked hours later. 1154 00:59:24,398 --> 00:59:27,568 And what else, what else? Um, oh. 1155 00:59:27,901 --> 00:59:30,195 [muffled] I auditioned for The Real World... [slurps] 1156 00:59:30,529 --> 00:59:32,322 ...San Diego when I was in college. 1157 00:59:32,614 --> 00:59:35,701 Mm, your second one is too specific to be a lie. 1158 00:59:36,034 --> 00:59:38,453 And you didn't audition for Real World. 1159 00:59:38,704 --> 00:59:40,581 Yeah, you hesitated before that last one. 1160 00:59:40,831 --> 00:59:41,874 - I think that's... that's probably the lie. - [Marcie] Yeah. 1161 00:59:43,041 --> 00:59:45,210 I think you can whistle, right? 1162 00:59:46,503 --> 00:59:48,130 - I've never had a cat. - Oh, my God! 1163 00:59:48,422 --> 00:59:50,257 - What? - You are so good at this. 1164 00:59:50,507 --> 00:59:52,050 Yeah. Well, the trick is to say something 1165 00:59:52,301 --> 00:59:55,888 that is emotionally true but factually false. [inhales] 1166 00:59:58,348 --> 01:00:00,184 - Yeah. - Okay, um, my turn. 1167 01:00:00,434 --> 01:00:02,102 Uh, when I was ten, 1168 01:00:02,352 --> 01:00:05,230 I almost lost a testicle in a diving board accident... 1169 01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,191 [tender music playing] 1170 01:00:17,993 --> 01:00:19,244 [music concludes] 1171 01:00:20,287 --> 01:00:21,496 You know, I used to feel... 1172 01:00:21,747 --> 01:00:23,290 [sighs, hesitates] 1173 01:00:25,667 --> 01:00:28,795 I don't wanna say "superior" to singletons, but... 1174 01:00:32,174 --> 01:00:33,258 Yeah, like, I felt bad for them. 1175 01:00:35,552 --> 01:00:36,929 And now, I'm just like everybody else. 1176 01:00:39,056 --> 01:00:39,932 Except worse. 1177 01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:42,351 Because I know. 1178 01:00:46,230 --> 01:00:48,232 I see twins everywhere I go. 1179 01:00:49,316 --> 01:00:50,692 My bar, my park. 1180 01:00:51,902 --> 01:00:53,320 I had to switch juiceries, 1181 01:00:53,570 --> 01:00:55,739 because my go-to hired twin cashiers. 1182 01:00:56,573 --> 01:00:57,658 - Hi, boys. - Hey. 1183 01:00:57,908 --> 01:00:58,867 - And good morning. - Morning. 1184 01:00:59,117 --> 01:01:00,786 I snuck it past security. 1185 01:01:01,078 --> 01:01:03,539 - My God, you're so naughty. - [laughs] No, I didn't. 1186 01:01:03,789 --> 01:01:05,749 - I just asked really politely. - Oh. 1187 01:01:05,999 --> 01:01:07,042 I would've brought you one, but Roman says 1188 01:01:07,292 --> 01:01:08,585 you don't drink coffee. 1189 01:01:08,877 --> 01:01:10,671 Yeah, coffee's bad for your teeth. I drink tea. 1190 01:01:12,256 --> 01:01:14,132 You know, tea actually contains 1191 01:01:14,383 --> 01:01:15,884 a higher tannin content than coffee, 1192 01:01:16,134 --> 01:01:18,011 so it's more likely to stain your teeth. 1193 01:01:18,303 --> 01:01:19,638 - Interesting fact! - I didn't know that. 1194 01:01:19,763 --> 01:01:22,558 - [Marcie] Yeah. - Starbucks sells tea, FYI. 1195 01:01:22,683 --> 01:01:24,101 Oh, I brew my own coffee. 1196 01:01:24,351 --> 01:01:25,769 I just really like their travel mugs. 1197 01:01:27,104 --> 01:01:27,980 [gulps, smacks lips] 1198 01:01:29,940 --> 01:01:31,525 - You look really cute today. - Thanks, baby. 1199 01:01:31,650 --> 01:01:34,194 [ethereal music playing] 1200 01:02:00,470 --> 01:02:01,430 - [Roman] Oh, Dennis. - [music fading] 1201 01:02:01,722 --> 01:02:03,390 I saw a pair of twins at the gym yesterday, 1202 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:05,851 and then I saw another pair of twins on my walk home. 1203 01:02:06,143 --> 01:02:07,728 - It's like they're everywhere. - [chuckles] 1204 01:02:07,978 --> 01:02:10,147 - That's the frequency illusion. - What? 1205 01:02:10,397 --> 01:02:12,441 Also known as the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon. 1206 01:02:12,691 --> 01:02:14,568 It's like when I got my navy blue Prius. 1207 01:02:14,818 --> 01:02:16,820 Suddenly, I was seeing navy blue Prii everywhere, 1208 01:02:17,070 --> 01:02:19,239 but they'd always been there, I just wasn't paying attention. 1209 01:02:19,489 --> 01:02:21,950 You are so smart today. I mean, you're smart every day, 1210 01:02:22,201 --> 01:02:23,327 - but especially today. - [giggles] No! 1211 01:02:23,577 --> 01:02:24,995 I was a psychology major. 1212 01:02:25,245 --> 01:02:27,080 That's why you're a receptionist. 1213 01:02:27,372 --> 01:02:28,207 'Cause you're so good with people. 1214 01:02:28,457 --> 01:02:31,001 [chuckles] Thanks, Dennis. 1215 01:02:31,251 --> 01:02:33,587 [Roman] Anyway, it, uh, reminded me of the discussion we had in group. 1216 01:02:34,379 --> 01:02:36,006 [Marcie] What group? 1217 01:02:36,256 --> 01:02:37,382 [Roman] The support group I'm always talking about. 1218 01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:40,844 Wait, does Dennis have a twin? 1219 01:02:41,094 --> 01:02:43,597 Yeah, that's how we met. I thought I told you this. 1220 01:02:43,847 --> 01:02:44,640 No, I... 1221 01:02:45,641 --> 01:02:47,643 Dennis, you told me you were an only child. 1222 01:02:47,893 --> 01:02:48,977 - Mm, I didn't tell you that. - Yeah, yeah! 1223 01:02:49,228 --> 01:02:50,395 It was bagel Friday. 1224 01:02:50,646 --> 01:02:52,356 I remember, because I'm an only child too, 1225 01:02:52,606 --> 01:02:54,107 and-and we're both Leos. 1226 01:02:54,399 --> 01:02:57,236 Well, I am an only child now, 1227 01:02:57,486 --> 01:02:59,863 because my twin, Dean, died, and it's very personal, 1228 01:03:00,113 --> 01:03:01,573 so I guess I didn't feel comfortable telling you that. 1229 01:03:02,491 --> 01:03:04,493 - I'm so sorry. - It's fine. 1230 01:03:04,743 --> 01:03:07,663 - [thunder rumbling] - [Roman] It's okay. 1231 01:03:07,913 --> 01:03:09,623 [Marcie] You know, I feel like such a doofus, 1232 01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:11,792 because there was that one time at work 1233 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,961 a couple of months ago, and I didn't want to pry, 1234 01:03:14,086 --> 01:03:15,587 but you were so sad, 1235 01:03:15,712 --> 01:03:18,674 and-and you were kind of hard to understand, 1236 01:03:18,757 --> 01:03:19,967 but you were saying something about 1237 01:03:20,050 --> 01:03:21,718 how the love of your life had been hit by a-- 1238 01:03:22,010 --> 01:03:25,222 - No! Stop! [breathes heavily] - [music intensifies] 1239 01:03:25,472 --> 01:03:27,140 - Dennis? - You okay, man? 1240 01:03:27,432 --> 01:03:29,726 Uh, I-I need to get out of here! I'm-I'm claustrophobic, 1241 01:03:30,018 --> 01:03:31,728 and I don't wanna talk about Dean! 1242 01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:33,438 I think he's having an anxiety attack. 1243 01:03:33,689 --> 01:03:36,275 Yes! I-I'm having an anxiety attack! 1244 01:03:36,525 --> 01:03:40,028 Anxiety attack! Anxiety attack! 1245 01:03:40,279 --> 01:03:41,864 [breathes heavily] 1246 01:03:46,869 --> 01:03:48,787 - [music stops abruptly] - [indistinct chatter] 1247 01:03:49,079 --> 01:03:50,956 - Hey. - So, I spoke with Sharon, the manager-- 1248 01:03:51,248 --> 01:03:52,291 Oh, she's a sweetheart. 1249 01:03:52,541 --> 01:03:53,667 Do we want credit or a refund? 1250 01:03:54,918 --> 01:03:55,627 - Refund. - Credit. 1251 01:03:59,423 --> 01:04:00,757 [Jeff] Jonny died. 1252 01:04:01,758 --> 01:04:02,718 My dog. 1253 01:04:03,969 --> 01:04:06,471 I shouldn't have named him after my brother. 1254 01:04:08,098 --> 01:04:09,683 It's like he's gone all over again. 1255 01:04:11,476 --> 01:04:15,856 After... Jonny died, the real Jonny, 1256 01:04:16,106 --> 01:04:17,900 I became glued to my wife. 1257 01:04:19,985 --> 01:04:22,321 [fading] She said I was trying to replace my brother... 1258 01:04:22,571 --> 01:04:24,823 [somber music playing] 1259 01:04:30,787 --> 01:04:33,207 [Roman and Marcie panting] 1260 01:04:33,498 --> 01:04:35,751 - [moans] - [Roman pants] 1261 01:04:37,211 --> 01:04:39,171 [Marcie continues moaning] 1262 01:04:39,463 --> 01:04:41,215 [cell phone ringing, vibrating] 1263 01:04:41,507 --> 01:04:44,510 - [Roman moans] - [Marcie pants] 1264 01:04:44,760 --> 01:04:46,386 - [Roman] Dennis. - Maybe you should get it. 1265 01:04:46,637 --> 01:04:48,347 It's the third time. It could be an emergency! 1266 01:04:48,597 --> 01:04:49,598 [continues ringing, vibrating] 1267 01:04:49,890 --> 01:04:51,767 - Oh, my God. Shit. - [Roman sighs] 1268 01:04:52,017 --> 01:04:55,229 [both panting] 1269 01:04:55,521 --> 01:04:57,564 Hey, buddy, it's late. Everything okay? 1270 01:04:57,898 --> 01:04:59,566 [Dennis] Yeah, sorry. Did I wake you? 1271 01:04:59,816 --> 01:05:01,235 No, no. Just, uh, hanging with Marcie. 1272 01:05:01,527 --> 01:05:03,779 Oh, right, Marcie. So needy. 1273 01:05:04,029 --> 01:05:06,740 - Uh, you're on speaker. - Hi, Dennis. [chuckles] 1274 01:05:06,990 --> 01:05:07,533 So, what's up? 1275 01:05:08,742 --> 01:05:10,869 Just wanted to see what you were doing. 1276 01:05:11,912 --> 01:05:13,997 Uh, we're doing nothing, talking about Christmas 1277 01:05:14,248 --> 01:05:17,709 and stockings and all the stuff we want to stuff in them. 1278 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:19,837 Nice. Mm. 1279 01:05:20,128 --> 01:05:21,213 Are you headed home for Christmas? 1280 01:05:22,256 --> 01:05:25,801 Um, I'll be here, alone, again. 1281 01:05:26,885 --> 01:05:28,929 I mean, don't worry about me. I'm used to it. 1282 01:05:29,179 --> 01:05:30,222 I'm sure I'll find something to do. 1283 01:05:30,472 --> 01:05:31,849 You know, I've got that whole 1284 01:05:32,140 --> 01:05:34,518 unread collection of books I like to look at. 1285 01:05:36,311 --> 01:05:38,021 Dennis, hang on. I'm just gonna put you on hold for a second. 1286 01:05:38,272 --> 01:05:39,439 - [line beeps] - Uh, sure. 1287 01:05:39,690 --> 01:05:40,524 Yeah, I have nothing better to do. 1288 01:05:40,774 --> 01:05:44,319 [both speak indistinctly] 1289 01:05:44,570 --> 01:05:45,571 [sighs] 1290 01:05:47,865 --> 01:05:50,784 - [line beeps] - Hey, buddy, sorry that took so long. Um, 1291 01:05:51,577 --> 01:05:53,245 how'd you like to spend Christmas in Moscow? 1292 01:05:55,038 --> 01:05:55,747 Moscow, Idaho? 1293 01:05:57,082 --> 01:05:58,333 - That's the one. - [chuckles softly] 1294 01:06:00,085 --> 01:06:02,588 [singing along] ♪ She rolls the window down ♪ 1295 01:06:04,381 --> 01:06:06,049 ♪ And she talks over the sound ♪ 1296 01:06:06,300 --> 01:06:07,259 [Marcie] Do you have enough leg room, Dennis? 1297 01:06:08,260 --> 01:06:09,761 No. 1298 01:06:10,095 --> 01:06:12,890 ♪ Of the cars that pass us by... ♪ 1299 01:06:13,182 --> 01:06:15,851 - Where are the decorations? - I'm sorry, what? 1300 01:06:16,101 --> 01:06:18,020 Decorations? Where are the lights? Anything? Christmas? 1301 01:06:18,228 --> 01:06:20,022 Where are the decorations? What are you talking about? 1302 01:06:20,272 --> 01:06:22,191 - Did you not even get a tree? - No, I didn't get a tree. 1303 01:06:22,441 --> 01:06:24,484 Why don't we call the fucking butler? 1304 01:06:24,735 --> 01:06:26,403 [Roman] It's the holiday! Why wouldn't you get a tree? 1305 01:06:26,653 --> 01:06:28,906 [Lisa] Don't start with me. Please, don't start with me. 1306 01:06:29,198 --> 01:06:30,949 It's fine. Why didn't you bring a tree? 1307 01:06:31,241 --> 01:06:32,618 - I'm supposed to lug a tree? - [Lisa] Whose job is it? 1308 01:06:32,868 --> 01:06:34,661 - No! - It's selfish! Yes, it is! 1309 01:06:34,912 --> 01:06:36,455 Don't say that to me! How can you say that to me? 1310 01:06:36,705 --> 01:06:38,707 Because it's the fucking truth! 1311 01:06:38,957 --> 01:06:40,626 It's not what he wanted! It's not fucking what he wanted! 1312 01:06:40,876 --> 01:06:42,920 You don't know that. You don't know everything. 1313 01:06:43,170 --> 01:06:44,671 Yes, I do! Everybody who fucking knew him knew that! 1314 01:06:44,922 --> 01:06:45,881 You don't know everything. 1315 01:06:46,131 --> 01:06:47,424 Do you guys want wine with dinner? 1316 01:06:47,674 --> 01:06:49,218 - Wine's good. - Yes, thank you. 1317 01:06:49,468 --> 01:06:52,638 Idaho... Hasn't even fucking lived here for ten years! 1318 01:06:55,516 --> 01:06:56,975 Do you think I was being too mean? 1319 01:06:58,936 --> 01:07:00,687 I think you're both grieving. [inhales] 1320 01:07:02,356 --> 01:07:03,315 [Roman breathes deeply] 1321 01:07:03,607 --> 01:07:05,442 Hmm, hey, it's all right. 1322 01:07:07,069 --> 01:07:09,655 - We can still save Christmas. - What's the point? 1323 01:07:11,490 --> 01:07:12,658 If you're going to hell, keep going. 1324 01:07:14,701 --> 01:07:15,994 - "Through hell." - Hmm? 1325 01:07:17,496 --> 01:07:19,331 "If you're going through hell, keep going." 1326 01:07:20,332 --> 01:07:21,124 Because it gets better. 1327 01:07:23,168 --> 01:07:24,127 It's a Winston Churchill quote. 1328 01:07:25,879 --> 01:07:26,630 Oh. 1329 01:07:27,506 --> 01:07:29,132 Yeah, that makes way more sense. 1330 01:07:31,468 --> 01:07:32,469 I knew that too. 1331 01:07:34,721 --> 01:07:35,639 [Roman] Nice, buddy. 1332 01:07:38,308 --> 01:07:39,142 Would you please get up? 1333 01:07:41,061 --> 01:07:41,687 It's afternoon. 1334 01:07:46,441 --> 01:07:48,026 Mom. [sighs] 1335 01:07:53,740 --> 01:07:56,994 Socks. [sniggers] Thanks, buddy. 1336 01:07:57,286 --> 01:07:58,954 You're welcome. 1337 01:07:59,204 --> 01:08:00,789 - [gift wrapper crinkling] - [Roman] Uh, who's next? 1338 01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:02,708 - Oh, the card's for you, Marcie. - [Marcie] Oh! 1339 01:08:07,171 --> 01:08:09,381 Oh, it's a koala. [chuckles] I love koalas. 1340 01:08:10,716 --> 01:08:11,717 "Merry Christmas. Dennis." 1341 01:08:14,011 --> 01:08:16,597 Oh, God. A gift card to the Olive Garden. 1342 01:08:16,847 --> 01:08:18,098 I freaking love the Olive Garden. 1343 01:08:18,348 --> 01:08:19,600 [chuckles] How did you know? 1344 01:08:19,850 --> 01:08:21,018 [clicks tongue] I just had a feeling. 1345 01:08:21,310 --> 01:08:24,188 [squeals] I am obsessed with their Toscana soup. 1346 01:08:24,438 --> 01:08:25,939 [laughs] Thank you. 1347 01:08:26,190 --> 01:08:27,357 - All right, babe, all right. - Yeah. 1348 01:08:27,608 --> 01:08:28,692 - [Dennis] Mm-hmm. - [Roman] All right. 1349 01:08:28,942 --> 01:08:32,404 And, Dennis, this one's for you. 1350 01:08:34,198 --> 01:08:35,407 It's a book. 1351 01:08:55,260 --> 01:08:57,638 I thought you could, uh, redesign the cover for me. 1352 01:08:59,056 --> 01:09:00,432 It's The Giving Tree. It's my favorite book. 1353 01:09:01,475 --> 01:09:02,434 It's the only one I've ever read twice. 1354 01:09:06,605 --> 01:09:07,731 It's an iconic cover. 1355 01:09:08,482 --> 01:09:10,025 Yeah, well, I believe in you. 1356 01:09:11,318 --> 01:09:13,820 [Marcie] I don't get it. Um, why are you giving Dennis homework? 1357 01:09:14,071 --> 01:09:16,031 [Roman] Oh. It's his, uh, dream to be a book designer. 1358 01:09:16,156 --> 01:09:17,449 - Really? That's neat. - [Roman] Yeah. 1359 01:09:17,574 --> 01:09:18,450 I didn't know. 1360 01:09:20,077 --> 01:09:21,203 I thought you wanted to be a lawyer. 1361 01:09:21,453 --> 01:09:22,454 No, I hate lawyers. 1362 01:09:24,039 --> 01:09:25,541 Then why were you studying for the LSAT? 1363 01:09:28,210 --> 01:09:29,253 For fun. 1364 01:09:30,921 --> 01:09:33,006 Oh, why would that be fun if you hate lawyers? 1365 01:09:34,132 --> 01:09:36,009 I don't know, Marcie. Why do people walk on hot coals? 1366 01:09:36,260 --> 01:09:38,262 So they can say they did. [laughs] 1367 01:09:38,512 --> 01:09:39,680 [chuckles] 1368 01:09:43,058 --> 01:09:44,768 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 1369 01:09:45,018 --> 01:09:46,228 [growling playfully] 1370 01:09:47,187 --> 01:09:48,814 Do you know when Dennis's twin died? 1371 01:09:49,064 --> 01:09:49,982 Dean? 1372 01:09:51,108 --> 01:09:54,278 Um, I think a year ago, year and a half maybe. 1373 01:09:55,654 --> 01:09:56,488 Did he live in Portland? 1374 01:09:57,823 --> 01:09:59,283 Dennis said he worked for the IRS. 1375 01:09:59,575 --> 01:10:01,034 Is the IRS in Portland? 1376 01:10:01,285 --> 01:10:02,828 - Oh, the IRS is everywhere, baby. - Oh. 1377 01:10:03,871 --> 01:10:05,581 - Why do you ask? - No reason. 1378 01:10:09,793 --> 01:10:11,795 [Dennis inhales deeply] 1379 01:10:12,045 --> 01:10:12,880 [sighs] 1380 01:10:17,926 --> 01:10:19,052 - [Lisa] Where is he? - Oh, my God. 1381 01:10:20,888 --> 01:10:22,806 They went hiking. They said they'd be back after sunset. 1382 01:10:29,521 --> 01:10:30,606 You like Pokémon? 1383 01:10:32,357 --> 01:10:34,902 - Yeah. I like Pokémon. - [Lisa chuckles] 1384 01:10:35,152 --> 01:10:37,321 Rocky and Roman loved those cards. 1385 01:10:37,571 --> 01:10:39,156 All they could talk about. 1386 01:10:39,448 --> 01:10:40,824 I spent so much fucking money on them. 1387 01:10:42,826 --> 01:10:44,745 And then Rocky just left. 1388 01:10:44,995 --> 01:10:46,330 He couldn't be bothered to take his shit with him. 1389 01:10:48,749 --> 01:10:50,876 I'm like a storage unit. 1390 01:10:53,545 --> 01:10:54,463 Do you want 'em? 1391 01:10:56,590 --> 01:10:59,343 Yeah, I-- If you don't want them, I can take them. 1392 01:10:59,593 --> 01:11:00,761 [chuckles softly] 1393 01:11:04,097 --> 01:11:05,557 Roman said you lost a twin. 1394 01:11:09,102 --> 01:11:10,062 I, uh... 1395 01:11:12,481 --> 01:11:13,357 did, yes. 1396 01:11:17,194 --> 01:11:18,904 So you know what it feels like. 1397 01:11:20,572 --> 01:11:21,782 To be split. 1398 01:11:24,368 --> 01:11:24,952 Hmm. 1399 01:11:26,745 --> 01:11:27,913 [sighs heavily] 1400 01:11:30,123 --> 01:11:31,166 He doesn't talk to me. 1401 01:11:35,504 --> 01:11:38,382 They say there's nothing worse than losing a child. 1402 01:11:42,594 --> 01:11:43,595 But maybe there is. 1403 01:11:50,269 --> 01:11:52,437 I'm glad he has someone who understands. 1404 01:11:53,230 --> 01:11:55,357 [somber music playing] 1405 01:12:16,879 --> 01:12:19,006 I'm heading out. Before you leave, 1406 01:12:19,256 --> 01:12:21,508 Marcie wants to see you in the conference room. 1407 01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:23,677 - Why? - I didn't ask. 1408 01:12:23,969 --> 01:12:25,762 Okay. Have fun at the concert. 1409 01:12:26,013 --> 01:12:27,639 Thanks. 1410 01:12:29,183 --> 01:12:31,602 Did I tell you I was going to a concert? 1411 01:12:32,936 --> 01:12:33,645 Yes. 1412 01:12:40,027 --> 01:12:44,031 [footsteps receding] 1413 01:12:52,164 --> 01:12:53,415 Thank you for agreeing to meet with me. 1414 01:12:55,042 --> 01:12:56,168 I need to talk to you, Dennis. 1415 01:13:01,006 --> 01:13:02,216 Okay, well, I have somewhere I have to be. 1416 01:13:02,466 --> 01:13:03,675 You don't really have a twin, do you? 1417 01:13:05,886 --> 01:13:07,888 Roman mentioned that Dean passed away, 1418 01:13:08,138 --> 01:13:10,682 like, a year and a half ago, and that didn't make sense 1419 01:13:10,933 --> 01:13:13,018 because I knew you, like, a year and a half ago, and I should've known that. 1420 01:13:13,268 --> 01:13:15,521 And you don't have photos of him on Instagram, 1421 01:13:15,812 --> 01:13:17,606 and I thought, "Well, that's strange, 1422 01:13:17,856 --> 01:13:21,109 but maybe he deleted them." [breathes shakily] 1423 01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:24,321 [sighs] So, yesterday, I texted my friend Sheri at the IRS, 1424 01:13:24,571 --> 01:13:26,740 and she said there was no Dean Benver in their records. 1425 01:13:27,032 --> 01:13:28,283 And then last night, I called Kevin Ross, 1426 01:13:28,534 --> 01:13:30,077 who I saw you went to high school with. 1427 01:13:30,202 --> 01:13:31,662 I met him in an oil painting class, 1428 01:13:31,912 --> 01:13:33,664 and he said you didn't have a brother 1429 01:13:33,914 --> 01:13:36,542 and he's 100 percent sure because you sat alone at lunch every day 1430 01:13:36,834 --> 01:13:38,293 and his mom made him go to your birthday party 1431 01:13:38,544 --> 01:13:40,128 and no one else showed up and you have a twin bed, 1432 01:13:40,379 --> 01:13:42,130 but just one, and he also made it sound like 1433 01:13:42,422 --> 01:13:44,132 you fooled around in it, but I couldn't be sure 1434 01:13:44,383 --> 01:13:45,050 'cause I heard his wife in the background-- 1435 01:13:45,300 --> 01:13:46,426 Why are you spying on me? 1436 01:13:46,677 --> 01:13:48,262 Did you know Roman's brother Rocky? 1437 01:13:49,304 --> 01:13:52,015 - No. - I don't believe you. 1438 01:13:52,266 --> 01:13:55,435 [scoffs] Let it go. 1439 01:13:55,686 --> 01:13:58,897 Roman thinks you met because you lost a twin. 1440 01:13:59,147 --> 01:14:01,692 A twin that doesn't even exist. 1441 01:14:01,942 --> 01:14:03,068 You can't keep this from him, Dennis. 1442 01:14:03,318 --> 01:14:04,695 He has to know the truth. 1443 01:14:04,945 --> 01:14:06,572 I will tell him when I'm ready. 1444 01:14:06,864 --> 01:14:08,282 You need to tell him now or I will. 1445 01:14:08,532 --> 01:14:10,033 You're not telling him, Marcie. 1446 01:14:10,284 --> 01:14:11,869 I mean, God, you have everything. 1447 01:14:12,119 --> 01:14:13,537 Everybody likes you, you have a million friends, 1448 01:14:13,787 --> 01:14:15,330 you have both your parents. 1449 01:14:15,581 --> 01:14:17,082 I bet none of your houseplants ever fucking die. 1450 01:14:18,125 --> 01:14:19,751 Let me have one good thing. 1451 01:14:20,669 --> 01:14:22,337 I'm happy. He's happy. I help him. 1452 01:14:22,588 --> 01:14:24,214 When he needed somebody to talk to at 3:00 1453 01:14:24,339 --> 01:14:25,674 in the morning, I'm the one who picked up the phone. 1454 01:14:25,799 --> 01:14:27,301 Where the fuck were you then, huh? 1455 01:14:27,551 --> 01:14:28,969 You wouldn't even know Roman if it wasn't for me. 1456 01:14:32,973 --> 01:14:34,141 What do you expect me to do? 1457 01:14:41,356 --> 01:14:42,566 I know I need to tell him. I just... 1458 01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:46,111 I want a little bit more time. 1459 01:14:48,572 --> 01:14:49,448 Please. 1460 01:14:52,075 --> 01:14:55,621 [breathes shakily, sighs] 1461 01:14:55,913 --> 01:15:00,000 [melancholic music playing] 1462 01:15:15,933 --> 01:15:17,142 [whistle blows] 1463 01:15:22,773 --> 01:15:26,193 - [crowd cheering] - [music concludes] 1464 01:15:26,443 --> 01:15:28,028 [Roman] She said she couldn't see me this weekend. 1465 01:15:28,987 --> 01:15:30,864 Then she kept apologizing 1466 01:15:31,156 --> 01:15:32,699 and said that I should talk to you. 1467 01:15:34,243 --> 01:15:35,827 I mean, are you sure she didn't say anything? 1468 01:15:38,247 --> 01:15:39,540 Oh, you know what? I totally forgot 1469 01:15:39,790 --> 01:15:43,210 we're doing this company-wide fundraiser for MS research, 1470 01:15:43,460 --> 01:15:44,962 and Marcie took a vow of silence. 1471 01:15:45,921 --> 01:15:47,214 - Really? - Hmm. 1472 01:15:48,090 --> 01:15:49,174 Why wouldn't she just tell me that? 1473 01:15:50,551 --> 01:15:51,927 We had to sign nondisclosure agreements. 1474 01:15:52,970 --> 01:15:53,846 Oh. 1475 01:15:55,681 --> 01:15:56,348 Okay. 1476 01:15:58,809 --> 01:15:59,852 [Marcie, voicemail] Oops. I guess I missed you. 1477 01:16:00,185 --> 01:16:01,687 I promise to call you back ASAP. 1478 01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:03,146 I hope you're having a wonderful day. 1479 01:16:03,397 --> 01:16:05,190 - [line beeps] - Hey, it's me. 1480 01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:09,236 Just, uh... I know you can't talk 1481 01:16:09,486 --> 01:16:12,155 'cause you're saving lives. [chuckles] 1482 01:16:12,406 --> 01:16:13,782 [treadmill whirring] 1483 01:16:17,035 --> 01:16:18,203 [lock beeps, clicks] 1484 01:16:19,830 --> 01:16:20,664 [Dennis] Roman? 1485 01:16:22,207 --> 01:16:23,876 [slurring] Roman. 1486 01:16:24,668 --> 01:16:25,919 Hey. 1487 01:16:26,211 --> 01:16:27,254 Someone cracked the bourbon. 1488 01:16:28,255 --> 01:16:29,506 Mm, ooh. 1489 01:16:30,716 --> 01:16:33,719 Well, I started without you 'cause I was bored. 1490 01:16:34,011 --> 01:16:34,636 I'm gonna hop in the shower. 1491 01:16:34,887 --> 01:16:36,221 No, don't. 1492 01:16:36,471 --> 01:16:38,223 You already left me alone for so long. 1493 01:16:39,683 --> 01:16:40,809 Oh, wow, you are drunk. 1494 01:16:41,059 --> 01:16:41,894 [Dennis] Wow. 1495 01:16:43,145 --> 01:16:44,521 - [sighs] - [Dennis] Uh, here. 1496 01:16:44,813 --> 01:16:46,231 - I poured you one. - [sighs] 1497 01:16:48,483 --> 01:16:50,360 I didn't put anything in it. 1498 01:16:50,652 --> 01:16:52,821 I could've though. You never know. You don't know me. 1499 01:16:53,947 --> 01:16:54,573 [chuckles] 1500 01:16:56,825 --> 01:16:58,577 - [slurps] Thanks. - [glass thuds] 1501 01:17:00,662 --> 01:17:01,580 [sighs heavily] 1502 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:04,833 God, these fucking shoes are killing me. 1503 01:17:05,083 --> 01:17:07,085 I think my feet got bigger. 1504 01:17:07,336 --> 01:17:08,712 Mmm. Well, you know what that means. 1505 01:17:11,548 --> 01:17:13,008 - What? - Nothing. 1506 01:17:13,258 --> 01:17:14,760 Do you want a foot massage? 1507 01:17:15,052 --> 01:17:16,929 - Uh, nah, I'm okay. - Are you sure? 1508 01:17:17,179 --> 01:17:18,764 - I'm super good. - [sighs] 1509 01:17:19,056 --> 01:17:20,849 I went to massage training school 1510 01:17:21,099 --> 01:17:22,434 in college in the summer. 1511 01:17:25,062 --> 01:17:26,438 Okay. Yeah, mm. 1512 01:17:27,773 --> 01:17:28,982 Maybe it'll help. 1513 01:17:29,274 --> 01:17:30,025 [Dennis] Yeah, I bet it will. 1514 01:17:31,860 --> 01:17:32,861 Come on over. 1515 01:17:34,029 --> 01:17:35,489 The bed is fine. 1516 01:17:35,739 --> 01:17:38,158 [sighs, groans] 1517 01:17:40,577 --> 01:17:42,746 - [sighs] Just like this? - Yeah. 1518 01:17:44,748 --> 01:17:46,708 Sorry, man. I bet my foot smells like death. [chuckles] 1519 01:17:46,959 --> 01:17:48,418 Mmm. I don't mind. 1520 01:17:52,548 --> 01:17:53,507 Oh, wow. 1521 01:17:56,760 --> 01:17:58,303 Oh, shit, you are good at that. 1522 01:17:58,554 --> 01:18:01,306 [chuckles] Just drink your drink. 1523 01:18:03,141 --> 01:18:04,852 All right, hold your hippos. 1524 01:18:06,895 --> 01:18:07,896 What did you say? 1525 01:18:10,399 --> 01:18:11,900 "Hold your hippos." It's like, uh... 1526 01:18:12,943 --> 01:18:14,820 it's like "hold your horses," but... 1527 01:18:15,654 --> 01:18:16,488 It's just something Rocky and I say. 1528 01:18:17,906 --> 01:18:18,532 Oh. 1529 01:18:21,577 --> 01:18:22,744 Did you and Dean ever have anything like that? 1530 01:18:25,122 --> 01:18:25,998 Um... 1531 01:18:28,333 --> 01:18:29,585 "Jinx, you owe me a soda." 1532 01:18:31,378 --> 01:18:32,880 Right, but everyone says that. 1533 01:18:33,630 --> 01:18:37,342 Well, we started it. Yeah. 1534 01:18:38,969 --> 01:18:39,803 [grunts softly] 1535 01:18:41,263 --> 01:18:44,933 [groans, exhales sharply] 1536 01:18:45,184 --> 01:18:47,769 Oh, yeah. That's the fucking spot. 1537 01:18:48,020 --> 01:18:49,396 [sighs heavily] 1538 01:18:49,646 --> 01:18:52,941 Ooh. Wow. That's really good. 1539 01:18:55,235 --> 01:18:56,195 Mmm. 1540 01:18:57,696 --> 01:18:58,405 Oh. 1541 01:19:00,532 --> 01:19:03,368 [groans] This is actually really helping. 1542 01:19:05,704 --> 01:19:07,164 [groans] 1543 01:19:11,877 --> 01:19:13,170 Oh, wow. 1544 01:19:14,463 --> 01:19:17,591 [inhales deeply] Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. 1545 01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:26,517 What are you doing? [shudders] 1546 01:19:26,767 --> 01:19:28,727 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What the fuck was that? 1547 01:19:29,019 --> 01:19:32,856 [Dennis groans] I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. 1548 01:19:33,106 --> 01:19:34,942 I don't know if they teach that, like, in-in massage school, 1549 01:19:35,234 --> 01:19:37,653 but I'm just, uh, I'm not into that. So... 1550 01:19:37,903 --> 01:19:39,738 [Dennis sighs] 1551 01:19:40,030 --> 01:19:41,448 I'm sorry. It's just... 1552 01:19:41,698 --> 01:19:43,909 [sighs] You look so much like him. 1553 01:19:44,201 --> 01:19:45,452 Like who? 1554 01:19:45,702 --> 01:19:47,704 [sighs] Oh, I don't want you to hate me. 1555 01:19:47,955 --> 01:19:49,456 I don't hate you. It's not a big deal, you know? 1556 01:19:49,706 --> 01:19:51,291 Just don't do it again. 1557 01:19:51,542 --> 01:19:53,961 [sighs] Yeah, if I tell you, you're gonna hate me, 1558 01:19:54,253 --> 01:19:56,463 and then it's gonna be over. 1559 01:19:56,713 --> 01:19:58,757 What are you talking about? Why... why would I hate you? 1560 01:19:59,049 --> 01:19:59,800 [scoffs] 1561 01:20:01,218 --> 01:20:02,427 [softly] Because, um... 1562 01:20:04,179 --> 01:20:06,223 I don't have a twin, and Dean isn't real. 1563 01:20:07,766 --> 01:20:08,350 Wha-- 1564 01:20:10,602 --> 01:20:12,563 What do you mean? What do you mean he isn't real? 1565 01:20:13,480 --> 01:20:16,066 [breathes deeply] I made him up. He doesn't exist. 1566 01:20:18,527 --> 01:20:19,736 What the fuck are you talking about? 1567 01:20:20,529 --> 01:20:22,114 Why are you in the support group? 1568 01:20:22,364 --> 01:20:24,533 [breathes shakily] I just started following you. 1569 01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:28,370 I thought it was a sign, and I kept trying to tell you, 1570 01:20:28,620 --> 01:20:30,706 but I-- [chuckles] I mean, how do you say... 1571 01:20:30,956 --> 01:20:32,791 Oh, I was in love with your brother. [chuckles] 1572 01:20:33,041 --> 01:20:34,751 Except it wasn't really love because I only knew him 1573 01:20:35,002 --> 01:20:36,795 for a day, but at the time, that felt like enough, and... 1574 01:20:37,045 --> 01:20:39,590 [sniffles] And I was the crazy guy in-in the intersection, 1575 01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:41,008 and, you know, it wasn't technically my fault, 1576 01:20:41,300 --> 01:20:42,467 but if he never met me, he'd probably still be alive, 1577 01:20:42,718 --> 01:20:44,720 and it was the worst day of my life and... 1578 01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:46,388 I don't know why I kept lying. 1579 01:20:46,638 --> 01:20:48,515 I just... I wanted to be close to you, 1580 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:49,725 and I thought I could make it better, 1581 01:20:49,808 --> 01:20:51,059 but I just kept making things worse. 1582 01:20:51,143 --> 01:20:52,811 And-and Marcie isn't on a silent retreat, 1583 01:20:52,895 --> 01:20:55,314 and I... I didn't go to massage school, but... 1584 01:20:55,564 --> 01:20:57,983 [sobs] You are my best friend. 1585 01:20:59,318 --> 01:21:01,987 And I don't want that to change. 1586 01:21:03,155 --> 01:21:06,742 [sobbing continues] 1587 01:21:06,992 --> 01:21:08,202 I don't know what to do. 1588 01:21:10,996 --> 01:21:11,747 Do you hate me? 1589 01:21:15,584 --> 01:21:18,420 Roman? Please say something. 1590 01:21:19,838 --> 01:21:24,092 Roman. Do you hate me? [crying] 1591 01:21:26,136 --> 01:21:27,346 Don't fucking touch me. 1592 01:21:27,596 --> 01:21:29,223 Roman, please. I... I'm sorry. 1593 01:21:29,515 --> 01:21:31,433 Don't fucking touch me! 1594 01:21:32,351 --> 01:21:34,811 [grunts] 1595 01:21:35,103 --> 01:21:38,106 [pants] 1596 01:21:41,401 --> 01:21:43,987 [breathes sharply] 1597 01:21:46,823 --> 01:21:48,742 - [loud thud] - [elevator whirring] 1598 01:21:48,992 --> 01:21:50,786 [birds chirping] 1599 01:22:03,215 --> 01:22:05,634 [water pattering] 1600 01:22:14,393 --> 01:22:16,270 I just kept hitting him. 1601 01:22:18,605 --> 01:22:19,565 Couldn't stop. 1602 01:22:28,615 --> 01:22:29,908 [smooches] 1603 01:22:35,163 --> 01:22:39,543 [moans quietly] 1604 01:22:39,877 --> 01:22:41,795 [over voicemail] Hi, Dennis. It's Marcie. 1605 01:22:42,129 --> 01:22:45,174 So you're not at work. Sage asked me to call you. 1606 01:22:45,465 --> 01:22:47,092 Are you coming in today? 1607 01:22:47,259 --> 01:22:49,511 Look, Roman's pretty upset. 1608 01:22:49,845 --> 01:22:51,597 He wants you to stop calling him, 1609 01:22:51,930 --> 01:22:53,140 and he doesn't want me talking to you either, 1610 01:22:53,473 --> 01:22:55,225 but I'll be thinking of you. 1611 01:22:55,475 --> 01:22:57,936 - [key clicks] - [girls scream on TV] 1612 01:22:58,228 --> 01:22:59,980 [soft music playing] 1613 01:23:02,482 --> 01:23:04,776 Do you see what... I see? 1614 01:23:05,110 --> 01:23:08,906 I don't know what you see, but what I see is me. 1615 01:23:09,239 --> 01:23:10,365 I see me too. 1616 01:23:10,699 --> 01:23:12,618 Does that mean there's two of you 1617 01:23:12,951 --> 01:23:14,620 or... or two of me? 1618 01:23:16,747 --> 01:23:17,539 [yelps] 1619 01:23:19,249 --> 01:23:20,125 Oh. 1620 01:23:22,961 --> 01:23:24,296 Wow. 1621 01:23:24,630 --> 01:23:26,715 There really is two of us. 1622 01:23:27,007 --> 01:23:28,675 Don't you find this odd? 1623 01:23:29,009 --> 01:23:30,969 - [mouthing along] - [Ashley] No, this is weird. 1624 01:23:31,303 --> 01:23:34,806 This is really, really weird. 1625 01:23:34,973 --> 01:23:37,809 [Mary-Kate] Wait a sec. You live at the Callaway house. 1626 01:23:38,143 --> 01:23:40,562 [Ashley] And you're that girl from camp. 1627 01:23:40,854 --> 01:23:42,856 [both] They thought I was you! 1628 01:23:44,733 --> 01:23:46,360 So who'd like to start today? 1629 01:23:54,409 --> 01:23:57,287 Okay, if no one's gonna say it, then I'll say it. 1630 01:23:57,538 --> 01:24:00,749 Roman sent us all an email that said you made Dean up, 1631 01:24:00,999 --> 01:24:02,543 and I think that you're a fucking creep. 1632 01:24:02,793 --> 01:24:04,920 [clicks tongue] Is this true, Dennis? 1633 01:24:05,170 --> 01:24:06,171 [grunts softly] 1634 01:24:11,343 --> 01:24:13,762 True? Uh, I mean... [stammers] 1635 01:24:14,012 --> 01:24:16,974 Technically... it's true, 1636 01:24:17,224 --> 01:24:19,393 but I-I've always felt so connected to all of you, 1637 01:24:19,685 --> 01:24:22,437 and I've always wanted a twin. 1638 01:24:22,729 --> 01:24:24,857 Sometimes Dean felt real. 1639 01:24:25,774 --> 01:24:27,150 His favorite snack is a hot pretzel 1640 01:24:27,401 --> 01:24:29,111 with sea salt and... 1641 01:24:30,237 --> 01:24:32,990 You know, maybe twin identity is really just a construct, 1642 01:24:33,240 --> 01:24:35,492 - like gender. - [others scoffing quietly] 1643 01:24:35,742 --> 01:24:39,204 Oh, okay. Or it's maybe not. Um... 1644 01:24:40,581 --> 01:24:42,207 [pants softly] 1645 01:24:42,457 --> 01:24:45,294 I was reading about vanishing twin syndrome. 1646 01:24:46,753 --> 01:24:47,754 Because I've always thought 1647 01:24:48,005 --> 01:24:50,716 there was something or someone missing. 1648 01:24:51,758 --> 01:24:57,014 And it's possible that I had a twin in my mother's womb, 1649 01:24:57,264 --> 01:24:58,849 but I ate him. 1650 01:25:00,017 --> 01:25:02,936 And I'd ask her, but I can't because she's dead. 1651 01:25:04,354 --> 01:25:06,023 Really dead. She's real. 1652 01:25:08,275 --> 01:25:09,735 We believe you got a mom. 1653 01:25:11,987 --> 01:25:12,738 I don't. 1654 01:25:18,076 --> 01:25:21,455 ["Crazy For This Girl" playing] 1655 01:25:28,545 --> 01:25:31,757 ♪ She rolls the window down ♪ 1656 01:25:33,091 --> 01:25:36,762 ♪ And she talks over the sound ♪ 1657 01:25:38,055 --> 01:25:42,184 ♪ Of the cars that pass us by ♪ 1658 01:25:42,518 --> 01:25:44,269 ♪ And I don't know why ♪ 1659 01:25:44,603 --> 01:25:47,231 ♪ But she's changed my mind... ♪ 1660 01:25:48,649 --> 01:25:50,651 Excuse me. Can you take a picture of us? 1661 01:25:50,901 --> 01:25:52,027 [song continues over headphones] 1662 01:25:52,319 --> 01:25:55,656 No. No, I can't. You have no idea how lucky you are. 1663 01:25:55,906 --> 01:25:57,366 [woman] Well, sorry we asked. 1664 01:25:59,326 --> 01:26:01,411 ♪ ...And as she carries on without a doubt ♪ 1665 01:26:01,745 --> 01:26:03,497 ♪ I wonder if she's figured out... ♪ 1666 01:26:03,789 --> 01:26:06,083 [pants] 1667 01:26:09,127 --> 01:26:09,795 Fuck. 1668 01:26:14,091 --> 01:26:15,676 [Marcie] What are you looking for? 1669 01:26:15,926 --> 01:26:17,970 I can't find Rocky's sweater. Uh... 1670 01:26:19,221 --> 01:26:21,723 The one with the-- with the stripes, the... 1671 01:26:21,974 --> 01:26:23,100 Did you move it? Did you put it somewhere? 1672 01:26:23,350 --> 01:26:24,184 No, I didn't touch it. 1673 01:26:26,186 --> 01:26:27,646 I bet Dennis stole it, that fake twin fucker. 1674 01:26:29,523 --> 01:26:30,607 I'm sure it'll turn up. 1675 01:26:30,858 --> 01:26:31,817 Yeah, how the fuck do you know that? 1676 01:26:34,653 --> 01:26:35,821 [sighs loudly] 1677 01:26:36,864 --> 01:26:37,698 I'm sorry. 1678 01:26:37,948 --> 01:26:38,866 You can't talk to me like that. 1679 01:26:39,116 --> 01:26:40,200 I know. I'm sorry. 1680 01:26:41,368 --> 01:26:42,661 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1681 01:26:44,329 --> 01:26:45,455 [sighs] 1682 01:26:46,623 --> 01:26:47,541 I forgive you. 1683 01:26:50,878 --> 01:26:51,879 [Roman] I don't deserve it. 1684 01:26:54,756 --> 01:26:56,842 Deservedness is not a requisite for forgiveness. 1685 01:27:03,348 --> 01:27:04,892 - [sighs] - I'll help you look. 1686 01:27:06,351 --> 01:27:08,562 [soft music playing] 1687 01:27:40,719 --> 01:27:42,137 [growls playfully] 1688 01:27:43,764 --> 01:27:45,599 - Not right now. - When? 1689 01:27:48,352 --> 01:27:50,938 - Thirty more minutes. - You said that 30 minutes ago. 1690 01:27:51,188 --> 01:27:53,815 Well, think of it like 1691 01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:57,819 - edging. - [groans, kisses] 1692 01:27:59,238 --> 01:27:59,947 [sniffles] 1693 01:28:03,033 --> 01:28:05,536 - [playful chewing sounds] - [playfully] Oh, no. 1694 01:28:09,748 --> 01:28:12,626 [breathes deeply] 1695 01:28:16,421 --> 01:28:18,173 What do you want to do for dinner tonight? 1696 01:28:18,423 --> 01:28:19,633 Oh, I'm going to Shelly's, remember? 1697 01:28:20,551 --> 01:28:22,636 Oh. Forgot. 1698 01:28:26,431 --> 01:28:27,182 Can I come? 1699 01:28:28,058 --> 01:28:29,685 It's girls' night. 1700 01:28:29,977 --> 01:28:32,187 - We talked about this. - Okay. Fine. 1701 01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:35,148 - [chuckles] Don't mope. - [sighs] I'm not moping. 1702 01:28:37,651 --> 01:28:38,944 [sighs] 1703 01:28:41,780 --> 01:28:43,657 [instrumental music playing] 1704 01:29:01,091 --> 01:29:02,968 [birds cawing faintly in distance] 1705 01:29:10,976 --> 01:29:12,060 [music concludes] 1706 01:29:12,311 --> 01:29:15,439 [train wheels squealing] 1707 01:29:22,487 --> 01:29:24,281 [Dennis sighs] Sorry, there was a line. 1708 01:29:24,531 --> 01:29:25,073 I can't stay long. 1709 01:29:31,496 --> 01:29:32,706 - Thank you. - [waitress] Sure thing. 1710 01:29:34,917 --> 01:29:36,043 Sorry, I shouldn't have ordered anything. 1711 01:29:38,754 --> 01:29:40,714 - Do you want my sandwich? - No, I'm good. 1712 01:29:51,934 --> 01:29:53,393 - I got a promotion. Oh. - How are you? 1713 01:29:54,645 --> 01:29:55,270 Congrats. 1714 01:29:56,855 --> 01:29:59,733 Thanks. Sort of. It's a ladder move. 1715 01:30:01,568 --> 01:30:02,277 Lateral move? 1716 01:30:03,695 --> 01:30:05,781 - What? - Lateral. 1717 01:30:06,073 --> 01:30:07,282 Means you're moving sideways. 1718 01:30:08,325 --> 01:30:09,743 I guess you could have a sideways ladder, 1719 01:30:09,868 --> 01:30:11,286 but I can't think of a use for it. 1720 01:30:13,372 --> 01:30:13,956 Fuck. 1721 01:30:16,166 --> 01:30:18,252 I said "ladder move" to, like, so many people. 1722 01:30:20,587 --> 01:30:23,298 Well, monkey bars. That's a sideways ladder. 1723 01:30:23,924 --> 01:30:24,758 Great. 1724 01:30:29,638 --> 01:30:31,682 So where you working these days? Marcie said you quit. 1725 01:30:32,724 --> 01:30:34,893 Fired, but that's sweet of her. 1726 01:30:35,143 --> 01:30:37,062 I'm in the process of getting my real estate license. 1727 01:30:40,899 --> 01:30:42,985 What, no book designing? 1728 01:30:43,235 --> 01:30:45,487 I decided I'd rather be middle class and unhappy 1729 01:30:45,737 --> 01:30:48,407 than poor and slightly less unhappy. 1730 01:30:48,699 --> 01:30:50,576 Yeah. Makes sense. 1731 01:30:51,577 --> 01:30:52,703 [Dennis] And that said, I did... 1732 01:30:54,204 --> 01:30:55,080 [sighs] 1733 01:30:57,583 --> 01:30:59,793 Wasn't sure if it was in poor taste or not, but... 1734 01:31:05,382 --> 01:31:06,925 Think it's definitely poor taste. [chuckles] 1735 01:31:07,176 --> 01:31:08,927 [music playing in background] 1736 01:31:09,178 --> 01:31:10,387 [Dennis] Yeah, I can see that now. 1737 01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:12,931 - I can take it... - [Roman] No, no, I'll... 1738 01:31:13,182 --> 01:31:15,726 I'll keep it. [clears throat] 1739 01:31:24,234 --> 01:31:25,360 Did I break your arm? 1740 01:31:27,029 --> 01:31:29,114 Uh, unrelated. Sort of. 1741 01:31:30,741 --> 01:31:31,617 Sorry. 1742 01:31:32,993 --> 01:31:34,036 For hitting you like I did. 1743 01:31:37,164 --> 01:31:38,457 It's all right. 1744 01:31:38,749 --> 01:31:40,334 No, it's not. I shouldn't have done that. 1745 01:31:42,961 --> 01:31:44,171 I think I outclassed you in that department. 1746 01:31:47,174 --> 01:31:48,383 Yeah, I just don't, um... 1747 01:31:51,470 --> 01:31:54,181 I don't understand how someone could... 1748 01:31:57,768 --> 01:31:58,519 I mean, who are you? 1749 01:32:03,190 --> 01:32:04,858 You know how people say "just be yourself"? 1750 01:32:08,237 --> 01:32:11,281 Like, what version of me? I hate most of them. 1751 01:32:13,951 --> 01:32:17,329 But the version of me that was just hanging out with you, I... 1752 01:32:20,290 --> 01:32:21,458 I wanted to be him all the time. 1753 01:32:31,218 --> 01:32:32,052 So, you-- 1754 01:32:33,345 --> 01:32:36,014 you said you were in love with Rock. 1755 01:32:38,308 --> 01:32:39,268 With the caveat that I am insane. 1756 01:32:41,228 --> 01:32:42,479 He ever talk about me? 1757 01:32:44,690 --> 01:32:45,440 Do you want details? 1758 01:32:56,493 --> 01:32:58,078 Do you want my sandwich? 1759 01:32:58,328 --> 01:33:00,205 No, I'm going to dinner with Marcie. 1760 01:33:02,165 --> 01:33:03,041 So I can't stay long. 1761 01:33:05,002 --> 01:33:06,211 Right. You said. 1762 01:33:09,506 --> 01:33:10,549 How is Marcie, by the way? 1763 01:33:11,550 --> 01:33:14,052 Every day is a good day in Marcie-land. 1764 01:33:14,303 --> 01:33:15,679 [chuckles softly] I remember. 1765 01:33:23,520 --> 01:33:25,522 I'll just have a bite. 1766 01:33:25,772 --> 01:33:28,233 [munches] Hmm. 1767 01:33:29,568 --> 01:33:30,944 I started taking karate again. 1768 01:33:34,364 --> 01:33:36,700 There's a skinny guy in my class, reminds me of you. 1769 01:33:39,328 --> 01:33:40,996 Aren't those classes useless? 1770 01:33:41,830 --> 01:33:43,498 I hear you can only really learn how to fight in the streets. 1771 01:33:43,749 --> 01:33:44,833 [laughs] 1772 01:33:45,667 --> 01:33:47,419 Well, we learn in the streets too. 1773 01:33:47,711 --> 01:33:50,589 My sensei, he, uh, follows me after work and attacks me. 1774 01:33:50,881 --> 01:33:51,507 [chuckles] 1775 01:34:00,140 --> 01:34:01,391 Do you think we would've been friends 1776 01:34:01,558 --> 01:34:02,809 if we met under different circumstances? 1777 01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:16,240 I don't know. 1778 01:34:18,116 --> 01:34:19,326 I'd like to think so, but... 1779 01:34:21,620 --> 01:34:22,204 Right. 1780 01:34:27,835 --> 01:34:29,795 [sighs] God, this cast is so itchy. 1781 01:34:30,629 --> 01:34:32,589 - How long you have it on for? - A month. 1782 01:34:33,799 --> 01:34:34,842 Keep it dry. 1783 01:34:39,388 --> 01:34:42,307 Rocky said you broke your own foot once. 1784 01:34:48,397 --> 01:34:49,314 He told you that? 1785 01:34:50,816 --> 01:34:52,109 You dropped a bowling ball on it? 1786 01:34:54,444 --> 01:34:57,447 He said you were... the good twin. 1787 01:35:09,168 --> 01:35:10,252 It was with a brick. 1788 01:35:16,592 --> 01:35:18,093 How are y'all doing? Can I get you anything? 1789 01:35:19,469 --> 01:35:20,929 [both] Can we get a box to go? 1790 01:35:22,222 --> 01:35:22,806 [waitress] Sure thing. 1791 01:35:28,645 --> 01:35:30,647 [background music concludes] 1792 01:35:36,403 --> 01:35:40,073 ["We Had A Good Time" by Bullion playing] 1793 01:35:51,960 --> 01:35:53,086 ♪ So I'm the lucky one ♪ 1794 01:35:56,840 --> 01:35:58,383 ♪ Better men wouldn't carry on ♪ 1795 01:36:01,136 --> 01:36:02,429 ♪ What was the first line? ♪ 1796 01:36:04,848 --> 01:36:08,894 ♪ We had a good time ♪ 1797 01:36:10,812 --> 01:36:12,022 ♪ Know you twice ♪ 1798 01:36:15,692 --> 01:36:17,194 ♪ So I'm the lucky one ♪ 1799 01:36:20,364 --> 01:36:22,533 ♪ Much better people proved me wrong ♪ 1800 01:36:25,536 --> 01:36:26,495 ♪ They set a high price ♪ 1801 01:36:29,957 --> 01:36:31,041 ♪ To know you twice ♪ 1802 01:36:35,212 --> 01:36:36,255 ♪ So I'm the lucky one ♪ 1803 01:36:39,508 --> 01:36:41,343 ♪ Nothing's new under the sun ♪ 1804 01:36:44,888 --> 01:36:46,431 ♪ Thought you could be all you know ♪ 1805 01:36:49,434 --> 01:36:50,269 ♪ Strikes once ♪ 1806 01:36:52,771 --> 01:36:57,234 ♪ We had a good time ♪ 1807 01:37:42,446 --> 01:37:44,031 ♪ So I'm the lucky one ♪ 1808 01:37:56,418 --> 01:38:01,423 ♪ We had a good time ♪ 1809 01:38:39,044 --> 01:38:40,546 [music concludes] 1810 01:38:43,465 --> 01:38:45,926 [nostalgic music playing] 1811 01:39:53,243 --> 01:39:54,328 [music concludes]